Two guys were walkin' down a grassy road, houses to the left, houses to the right. Soon, they came across a strange lookin' pile o' somethin' on the ground. First dude: "Hey, I wonder what this is" Second dude: "It's smelly and awful" 1st: "It's brown and nasty" 2nd: "Why don't you taste it?" So the first dude sticked his finger in it, tasted it, and made a face. 1st: "Argh...I think it's dog poop" 2nd: "Well, at least we didn't step in it"