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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Feb 25, 2004.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    Two male flies are buzzing around, cruising for good looking females. One spots a real cutie sitting on a pile of cow crap and dives down toward her. "Pardon me" he asks, turning on his best charm, "...but is this stool taken?"
     
  2. Roddy

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    Two flies are sitting on a P.O.S. (literally) and one of the flies lets out a loud fart. The other fly looks at him and says, "Hey, I'm trying to eat here!"