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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Jun 23, 2008.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    Q: You are stuck in an elevator with a tiger, a lion and a lawyer. You have a
    gun with just two bullets in it. What do you do?
    A: Shoot the lawyer twice to make sure he's dead.
     
  2. Glockdude1

    Glockdude1 Federal Member CLM

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    Sounds good to me!!

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  3. silentpoet

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    If it is just bullets, you are screwed, now if they are cartridges you are good to go.
     
  4. eddief4

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    :rofl:

    sounds good with me:thumbsup: