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2+2

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Dec 8, 2004.

  1. okie

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    There's these four Irishmen in a bar, all drinking Guinness. One of them
    is looking rather puzzled, so another turns to him and asks him what's the
    matter.

    1st Irishman: Well, I was just trying to remember what 2 plus 2 is.
    2nd Irishman: Oh, that's easy, it's 147.
    1st Irishman: No no no, that can't be right. How about you, Fergus, do you
    know what 2 plus 2 is?
    3rd Irishman: Hmmm ... could it be Wednesday, perhaps?
    1st Irishman: No no no, that doesn't sound right either. How about you
    Pat, do you know?
    4th Irishman: Simple, the answer is 4.
    1st Irishman: Of course! How did you work it out?!
    4th Irishman: Aha, that's where brains come in! I subtracted 147 from
    Wednesday!