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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Aug 13, 2003.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    Isn't this the truth!...

    1970: Long Hair
    2000: Longing for hair

    1970: The perfect high.
    2000: The perfect high yield mutual fund.

    1970: Keg.
    2000: EKG.

    1970: Acid Rock.
    2000: Acid Reflux.

    1970: Moving to California because it's cool.
    2000: Moving to California because it's warm.

    1970: Growing pot.
    2000: Growing pot belly.

    1970: Douglas Street bridge.
    2000: Dental bridge.

    1970: Watching John Glenn's historic flight with your parents.
    2000: Watching John Glenn's historic flight with your children.

    1970: Trying to look like Marlon Brando or Elizabeth Taylor.
    2000: Trying NOT to look like Marlon Brando or Elizabeth Taylor.

    1970: Seeds and stems.
    2000: Roughage.

    1970: Popping pills, smoking joints.
    2000: Popping joints.

    1970: Our president's struggle with Fidel.
    2000: Our president's struggle with fidelity.

    1970: Paar.
    2000: AARP.

    1970: Being caught with Hustler magazine.
    2000: Being caught with Hustler magazine.

    1970: Killer weed.
    2000: Weed killer.

    1970: Hoping for a BMW.
    2000: Hoping for a BM.

    1970: The Grateful Dead.
    2000: Dr. Kevorkian.

    1970: Getting out to a new, hip joint.
    2000: Getting a new hip joint.

    1970: Rolling Stones.
    2000: Kidney stones.

    1970: Being called into the principal's office.
    2000: Calling the principal's office.

    1970: Screw the system!
    2000: Upgrade the system.

    1970: Peace sign.
    2000: Mercedes logo.

    1970: Parents begging you to get your hair cut.
    2000: Children begging you to get their heads shaved.

    1970: Take acid.
    2000: Take antacid.

    1970: Passing the driver's test.
    2000: Passing the vision test.

    1970: "Whatever"
    2000: "Depends
     
  2. Thermal

    Thermal Got Beer?

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    That's great....