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12 year ols scotch

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Dec 21, 2003.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    Oct 28, 2001
    Muskogee Ok.
    A man walks into a bar and orders a 12-year-old
    scotch. The bartender, believing that the customer
    will not be able to tell the difference, pours him a
    shot of the cheap 3-year-old house scotch that has
    been poured into an empty bottle of the good stuff.

    The man takes a sip and spits the scotch out on
    the bar and reams the bartender. "This is the
    cheapest 3-year-old scotch you can buy. I'm not
    paying for it. Now, give me a good 12-year-old

    The bartender, now feeling a bit of a challenge,
    pours him a scotch of much better quality,
    6-year-old scotch.

    The man takes a sip and spits it out on the bar.
    "This is only 6-year-old scotch. I won't pay for this,
    and I insist on, a good, 12-year-old scotch.

    The bartender finally relents and serves the man
    his best quality, 12-year-old scotch.

    The man sips the drink and says, "Now that's more
    like it."

    An old drunk from the end of the bar, who has
    witnessed the entire episode, walks down to the
    finicky scotch drinker and sets a glass down in
    front of him and asks, "What do you think of this?"

    The scotch expert takes a sip, and in disgust,
    violently spits out the liquid yelling "Why, this
    tastes like piss," to which the old drunk
    replies, "That's right, now tell me how old I am."