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10 truths

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by nipperwolf, Aug 13, 2003.

  1. nipperwolf

    nipperwolf

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    Subject: 10 Truths

    > 10 TRUTHS BLACK AND LATIN PEOPLE KNOW, BUT WHITE PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT:
    > 1. Elvis is dead.
    > 2. Having your children curse you out in public is not normal.
    > 3. Jesus was not White.
    > 4. Skinny does not equal sexy.
    > 5. A 5 year child is too big for a stroller.
    > 6. N' SYNC will never hold a candle to the Jackson 5.
    > 7. Thomas Jefferson had black children.
    > 8. An occasional BUTT whooping helps a child stay in line.
    > 9. Kissing your pet is not cute.
    > 10. Rap music is here to stay.
    > =================================================

    > 10 THINGS WHITE AND BLACK PEOPLE KNOW BUT LATIN PEOPLE DON'T ADMIT:
    > 1. Chicken is food, not a roommate.
    > 2. "Jump out and run" is not in any insurance policies ...
    > 3. Your country's flag is not a car decoration.
    > 4. Hickey's are unattractive.
    > 5. Mami and Papi can't possibly be the nickname of every person in your
    > family.
    > 6. Buttoning just the top button of your shirt is a bad fashion statement.
    >
    > 7. 10 people to a car or home is considered too many.
    > 8. Jesus is not a name for your son.
    > 9. Maria is a name but not for every other daughter.
    > 10. Letting your children run wildly through the store can get your BUTT
    > whooped (or theirs).
    > =====================================

    > 10 TRUTHS WHITE AND LATIN PEOPLE KNOW, BUT BLACK PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT:
    > 1. Tupac is dead.
    > 2. Crown Royal bags are meant to be thrown away.
    > 3. Having a ring on every finger is too much.
    > 4. O.J. did it
    > 5. Teeth should not be decorated.
    > 6. Breaks are usually only 15 minutes.
    > 7. Jesse Jackson will never be President.
    > 8. RED is not a kool-aid flavor (it's a color).
    > 9. Your rims and sound system should not be worth more than your car.
    > 10. Your pastor doesn't know everything
     
  2. Heckler&Koch

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  3. nipperwolf

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    just how many pages did you go through to find this 1& 1/2 year old thread?

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  4. Glockdude1

    Glockdude1 Federal Member CLM

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    Whew!! I am sure glad that "rumor" about SANTA CLAUS AND THE EASTER BUNNY not being real was not on any of those lists!!

    ;N