10 thoughts

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  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    Number 10
    Life is sexually transmitted.

    Number 9
    Good health is merely the slowest possible
    rate at which one can die.


    Number 8
    Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny.
    If you see him without an erection,
    make him a sandwich .


    Number 7
    Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day,
    teach a person to use the Internet and
    they won't bother you for weeks.


    Number 6
    Some people are like a Slinky ...
    Not really good for anything, but you
    still can't help but smile when
    you shove them down the stairs.


    Number 5
    Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday,
    lying in hospitals, dying of nothing.


    Number 4
    All of us could take a lesson from the weather.
    It pays no attention to Criticism.


    Number 3
    Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200.00,
    and a substantial tax cut saves you $30.00?


    Number 2
    In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird.
    Now the world is Weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.


    And The Number 1 Thought For 2010
    "Life is like a jar of Jalapeno peppers;
    What you do today, might Burn Your *** Tomorrow"
     
  2. true believer

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  3. Blast

    Blast 'nuff said

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  4. kirgi08

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    Okster,#6 is a sigline jack.Care ta esplain.

    Kat is laughing her arse of at the hungry thing though.'08. :tbo:
     
  5. OSSI

    OSSI Litter Kitty CLM

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    Never thought you to be one of those Think Tank Members :O)
     
  6. JuneyBooney

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    Dr Pepper is real good.:supergrin:
     
  7. okie

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    I reckon I am Kurt:supergrin::wavey:
     
  8. okie

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    Didn't know #6 was a sig line Roger:supergrin:
     
  9. as400guy1

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    My version:
    Give a person a fire and he'll be warm for a night.
    Light them on fire and they will be warm for the rest of their lives.
     
  10. DRZ

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    Ditto.
     
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  11. Janno05

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    Okie you are my hero
     
  12. kirgi08

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    :supergrin::tongueout:
     
  13. tous

    tous GET A ROPE!

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    How big is the gun on okie's think tank?
     
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    Thanks, I stole number 7 for my facebook status.
     
  15. okie

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    Damn, thanks my friend:supergrin:
     
  16. okie

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    It's a big'un Doug:rofl::rofl:
     
  17. Nicko

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    #8 is classic!! :supergrin: Good stuff okie