"10 things NOT to say to a woman in an Argument"

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  1. Glockdude1

    Glockdude1 Federal Member CLM

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    "10 things NOT to say to a woman in an Argument"

    10. "Don't you have some laundry to do or something?"

    _ 9. "Oh, you are so cute when you get all pissed off."

    _ 8. "You're just upset because your ass is beginning to spread."

    _ 7. "Wait a minute..... I get it..... what time of the month is it?"

    _ 6. "You sure you don't want to consult the Great Oprah on this one?"

    _ 5. "Sorry._ I was just picturing you naked."

    _ 4. "Whoa, time out honey................_ Football is on."

    _ 3. "Looks like someone had an extra bowl of Bi$ch Flakes this morning."

    _ 2. "Is there any way we can do this via e-mail?"

    _ And the Number One thing you should never say to a woman
    during an argument.............

    _ 1.__ "Who you kidding?_ We both know that thing ain't loaded."

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  2. jhfenton

    jhfenton Evil Marathoner

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    I understand most of the others, but what's wrong with number 4? I could probably get away with #9 too. I think I've actually said something similar.
     

  3. Nephilim

    Nephilim Baby Face Off Lifetime Member

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    I've gotten away with both of these (or slight grammatical variations there of), and lived to tell about it with a smile on my face.

    The one thing, which you should -never- say is "Yes yes... thats all very exciting and tomorrow we'll go to the zoo." Its so witty when said on the silver screen and so not amusing to a pissed off woman.