10 reasons why a dog doesn`t use a computer!

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  1. okie

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    10. T0o0p hqa5rxd 6tt0[o 6ty[p3e 2w9igtjh;pa3wds (It`s hard to type with paws)

    9. 'Sit' and 'stay' were hard enough; 'delete' and 'save' are out of the question.

    8. Saliva-coated floppy disks refuse to work.

    7. Carpal Paw Syndrome.

    6. Involuntary tail wagging is dead giveaway he`s browsing www.purina.com or the '50 ways to skin a cat' sites.

    5. Fire hydrant icon simply frustrates.

    4. Can`t help attacking the screen when he hears, 'you`ve got mail'.

    3. Too messy to mark every Web site he visits.

    2. Fetch command not available on all platforms.

    1. Can`t stick his head out of Windows 98.