10. T0o0p hqa5rxd 6tt0[o 6ty[p3e 2w9igtjh;pa3wds (It`s hard to type with paws) 9. 'Sit' and 'stay' were hard enough; 'delete' and 'save' are out of the question. 8. Saliva-coated floppy disks refuse to work. 7. Carpal Paw Syndrome. 6. Involuntary tail wagging is dead giveaway he`s browsing www.purina.com or the '50 ways to skin a cat' sites. 5. Fire hydrant icon simply frustrates. 4. Can`t help attacking the screen when he hears, 'you`ve got mail'. 3. Too messy to mark every Web site he visits. 2. Fetch command not available on all platforms. 1. Can`t stick his head out of Windows 98.