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10 reasons handguns are better tham women

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Oct 22, 2002.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    Top 10 Ways That Handguns Are Better Than A Woman Post#: 1


    #10 - You can trade an old .44 for two new .22s.
    #9 - You can keep one handgun at home and have another for when you're on the road.
    #8 - If you admire a friend's handgun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.
    #7 - Your primary handgun doesn't mind if you have a backup.
    #6 - Your handgun will stay with you even if you're out of ammo.
    #5 - A handgun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.
    #4 - Handguns function normally every day of the month.
    #3 - A handgun doesn't ask "Do these new grips make me look fat ?"
    #2 - A handgun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

    AND THE NUMBER ONE WAY THAT A HANDGUN IS BETTER THAN A WOMAN :

    #1 - You can buy a silencer for a handgun.


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  2. pistolwhipped

    pistolwhipped ***FUBAR***

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    LOL
    This reminds me of the old "Dean Martin Celebrity Roasts" that used to come on TV years ago.
    One particular show was the roasting of Frank Sinatra . Dean's line went something like: "Frank is a swell guy. If you say you like his suit, he would have a copy of the suit sent to you the next day. If you say you liked his shoes , he would have a pair sent over to your home. If you say you liked the girl he was with , he would send over two guys named Bruno and Sam." ;g
     

  3. Eddie C.

    Eddie C. Administrator Moderator CLM

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    Loved it okie! Truer words were never spoken! Eddie. ;i