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10 Ebonic Commandments

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by wanderlust, Sep 22, 2002.

  1. wanderlust

    wanderlust

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    10 EBONIC COMMANDMENTS


    1. I'm God. Don't play me. (I am the Lord thy God, thou shalt not
    have any other gods before me.)

    2. Don't be makin no hood ornaments and charms outta me, or like me
    (Thou shalt not have any graven images)

    3. Don't be callin' me for no reason (Thou shalt not use the name of the Lord thy God in vain)

    4. Y'all betta be in church on Sunday (Remember to keep the Sabbath day holy)

    5. Don't dis or cuss out yo momma...and if you don't know who ya daddy is, don't dis him neither. (Honor thy father and mother)

    6. Don't be goin' on no drive bys. ( Thou shalt not kill)

    7. Stick to ya own Boo (Thou shalt not commit adultery)

    8. Don't be borrow'n stuff and don't give it back. (Thou shalt not
    steal)

    9. Don't be snitchin' on the otha' man to save your behind. (Thou
    shalt not bear false witness against thy brother)

    10. Don't be eyein' (skeeming) yo homie's crib, ride, woman, or nuffin. (Thou shalt not covet anything that belongs to thy brother.)
     
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    you is here be assumining that these here people gwine done be ables to reads mofo...
     

  3. Egyas

    Egyas Troll Hater

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    That is too darned funny!