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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Jan 22, 2004.
What do you call 1,000 lawyers at the bottom of the sea?
A good start!
Why won't a shark bite a lawyer?
LMAO ;c ;a ;f
What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish?
One's a scum-sucking bottom dweller and the other is a fish.
What's the real tragedy about the bus accident that killed 46 lawyers?
The bus had five empty seats.
How do you know an attorney is lying to you?
His lips move.
What is the difference between a pit bull and a female attorney?
What is the difference between a skunk dead in the road and an attorney dead in the road?
The skid marks in front of the skunk.
And, one more:
What is the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of excrement?
It was so cold out that I saw a Lawyer with his hands
in his own pockets.
Someone else posted that line.
Whoever it was, I laughed.
I guess even you thought your comment was over the edge.
A joke is a joke, no need to take it personal.;c
The winter night was colder and darker than a lawyer's heart.
Over at the local university, medical researchers are now using lawyers instead of rodents for experiments. It may seem odd, but the researchers pointed out that there are more lawyers than rats, PITA doesn't protest when they experiment on lawyers, and that there are just some things you can't get a rat to do.