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Discussion in 'The 10 Ring' started by wabash, Jan 10, 2001.

  1. samurairabbi

    samurairabbi Dungeon Schmuck

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    In the 10-Ring, the philosophy is: I drink, therefore I am
     
  2. countrygun

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    More like Popeye the sailor when he retired and bought a sweet-potato farm. When he died, his tombstone read,


    "I yam what I yam, and that's all that I yam."
     

  3. VN350X10

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    Piled sufficiently high & noted gentlemen.....


    uncle
     
  4. MinervaDoe

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    Touche'
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    Do not get me started with puns. .... BUT, this one got me to thinking about 1) what kind of tongue twisters would arise from having Sweet Pea on Popeye's sweet potato farm, 2) whether Whimpy would still pay Popeye on Tuesday for any hamburger money he borrowed, and 3) whether Olive Oil would suffer irrefutable damage from accidentally being expeller pressed.

    Also, you'd think Popeye would grow spinach. ... just saying .....
     
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  5. countrygun

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    All of this talk of produce reminds me of a young lady I knew in Potland Or. She was working an a restaurant owned by one Horst Maeger a transplanted Bavarian with impossible standards and a habit of flying into his native German when he found English insifficient to express displeasure.

    The young lady was working in the prep line when she discovered someone had place many of the fresh spices, that maeger insisted on, in a rather improper place and they had wilted. Knowing he would soon be making an inspection tour before openening. Thinking quickly, she ran to her purse and pulled out her sewing kit and finding an appropriate color managed to truss up the soggy spices so they looked entirely fresh. They indeed passed his observation and all was fine for the night.

    It proved the adage,

    "A stitch in thyme saves "Nein""
     
  6. samurairabbi

    samurairabbi Dungeon Schmuck

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    Hmmmm ... Getting UNDER this one will take effort. Here is my attempt.

    Philosophy of life according to three noted philosophers:
    To do is to be ... Sartre
    To be is to do ... Aristotle
    Do be do be do ... Sinatra
     
  7. _The_Shadow

    _The_Shadow Ret. Fireman

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    Do...Scooby Do be Doooo!
     
  8. VN350X10

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    this is making me brain hurt........AGAIN !
     
  9. samurairabbi

    samurairabbi Dungeon Schmuck

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    The 10-Ring Medical Center is all set up for your brain transplant, Unkle. In three days, your pain problems can be a distant memory. The ever vigilant Dungeon admin crew will handle all the insurance detail.
     
  10. ChuteTheMall

    ChuteTheMall Witless Protection Program

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    For an optional fee, even the distant memory of your pain problems can be removed during the operation. Enter coupon code "WTF" on Obamacare form 827r, page 18c, paragraph XIIe and initial box G45 on page 29k under paragraph MVb.
     
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  12. _The_Shadow

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    Deadgumit! The page keeps movin' with a new number!:outtahere:
     
  13. samurairabbi

    samurairabbi Dungeon Schmuck

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    Continual movement is useful. It makes the sniper's job harder.
     
  14. VN350X10

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    I'm going to run out of Crayon before I get this flippin' form filled out !


    uncle
     
  15. samurairabbi

    samurairabbi Dungeon Schmuck

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    The Dungeon admin yahooes will keep you in crayons. We will cover the expense out of the Dungeon cut of the take.

    Other than that, how's life?
     
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    TARDIS is still parked,haven't had the urge to go to anywhere. North end of the Lagoon is getting low, might be an excuse for a trash-party...trashy party ??


    uncle
     
  17. samurairabbi

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    ... or how about a trashy trash party? With a little admin planning, we could make this an approved activity that the common-rabble-9-and-40 crowd would pay us bigtime to enjoy!
     
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    This is why you make the big bucks Rabbi !

    I assume that this would work on the "Tom Sawyer" theory, where they pay US to do a job we DON'T want to do, correct ?
     
  19. ChuteTheMall

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    Close enough for gubmint work.
    Except they pay us not to do a job that nobody wants done.
     
  20. countrygun

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    I hope you are implying that we will each have assistants of the female-low moral persuasion.