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Discussion in 'The 10 Ring' started by wabash, Jan 10, 2001.
To really understand Vegamite, I think that standing on one's head, while making love to a kangaroo is required.....
Might convening a Plenipotentiary Tribunal (of a level to be determined) be useful in this situation?
The punch line of an old joke just jumped into my head: Where's that Eskimo woman I have to wrestle?
Not sure, I WON'T be avaliable......
perhaps, call Mongo, this might be in his realm ?
Unkle, are you SURE you want to pass this one up? Partying associated with past tribunals has been epic!
there was this incident with a "creature" shall we say, on a long trip in TARDIS, I'm not even sure what SYSTEM the planet belonged to, let alone a specific planet....
I'd gone back far enough to be of college age once again....her, er ....it's,.... "father" made a pointed accusition & aimed some kind of weapon at me.
My response was a 200 gr Norma solid, several of them actually, from the G29, and in the ensuing confusion, I made it back aboard TARDIS & exited, post haste.
"his" weapon also discharged before the door shut & it took out the primary GPS memory of TARDIS. And the blast knocked me on my tail in the process
When I regained a semi-concious state, we were near the Rigel system, in a low-powered orbit. It helped that I recognised where I was; From there, getting back home was easy, as the trip computer that Her Majesty Geesie uses for shopping trips wasn't affected.
So no Rabbi, I believe I'll pass the oppertunity to doo a roo ! Just in case....
(the "she" involved in the above caper was covered with fur & had multiple orfices...not sure what each one did, but I must have picked a wrong one)
That was POKE & HOPE!
Wern't they a vaudville act ??
Didn't anybody get the notice for this weekends Lagoon Cookout ?
The Weber is going & the lobster tails are almost ready....drawn butter w/lime await.
How did I miss that notice? Any leftovers?
Mongo made his appearance.....leftovers are a novel concept.
Check out this Afghan babe driving down the road.........
OMG!! So many people are upside down, and I'd never thought of it.
However, Kangaroo love is out of the question. Cross species love ..... OKAY, but a marsupiel? Why outsource for something from another hemisphere, when we have perfectly good possums right here in the U.S.? That's what's wrong with this country.
Possums ain't got a pocketful of condoms.
Domestic mutton production would create still another consideration.
Because we EAT possums, that's why !
Or if you do it real fancy-like, you eat armadillo's.....you know, possum on the half shell !
I never did catch the joke of the yes and no on the bull's butt though.
He sure did like candy though. RIP buddy, greener pastures.
I would also like to pay homage to the page number. The first pistol I bought after I turned 21 was a Smith and Wesson 645. somewhere out there a 645 exists with a yellow ramp insert instead of the factory red ramp. I should have never let you go.
Pass on the left, not on the right.