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Discussion in 'The 10 Ring' started by wabash, Jan 10, 2001.
I vote we upgrade him to a Taterhead the Super Spud!
Shouldn't we have a drink and think about this first? Aw hell, lets just have a drink. Congrats on the promotion Tater.
C'mon, Bull ... a drink ... Singular? ... Too limited in your thinking, I believe ... Get with the party program.
Hey now, I think on a grand scale. A drink, a pitcher, a case, a VAT...... all inclusive there. A drink for me is my monogrammed copper pot in the dungeon NS works
When did those become avalible? I must have missed the "Engineering notes"!
I think the more accurate term is monogramed VAT.....
lets put it this way......joining Bullman "In a Cold One" could take on a whole new meaning.
Those of you who have seen the Flintstone's movie with John Goodman(Fred) & Rick Moranis(Barney) will understand !
I stand before you properly chastized for my failure to take into account the SIZE of the drink. Such dereliction of the capabilities expected of a seasoned professional in the Dungeon Operation is truly reprehensible. To expiate my disgrace, I will throw a Forgiveness Party down at the Lagoon at a time of your preference. Expenses for this party will be SOLELY borne by the Dungeon.
Yaba Daba Dooooo!
Ok. Thanks guys. I have been working hard, and I appreciate the recognition - and the promotion. Do I get dental with that now?
Now kids listen up. Follow your dreams, you can reach your goals. I'm living proof!
Is "Tenured" taking it a bit far?
The best you could hope for here would be the title of "Master Tater" but you lose the "head"!
Yes. We prefer our Dungeon Admin types on the hungry, ambitious, and slightly savage side. On the bright side, the Dungeon pension setup is OVERfunded, every contribution YOU make is DOUBLE-matched by Dungeon Corporate, and your contributions are FULLY vested on day one! If someone is a skin-flint cheap penny-pinching shyster bastard, we don't want him on our admin staff; but then, SOMEBODY must do the work for the common-rabble-9-and-40 crowd.
Oh, we do the work for them, and over-charge them accoardingly !
I'm sorry, over-charge is such an ugly phrase......what I meant to say was we "Premium Bill their Account" as necessary.
"Aggressive Chargeability Status" is our favored phrase in this circumstance.
Why, Thank You Rabbi, for your kind correction.
Geesie is right,(as usual), you ARE a Silver Tounged Debbil !
You are welcome, Unkle.
Davy Jones of the old Monkees band died. Somebody posted a beautiful pun in our morning paper:
Davy Jones is dead. Now I'm a bereaver.
No doubt you're humming Daydream Believer! Hey Hey with Monkees!
That's terrible........and Davey would probably laugh his arse off about it !
Even thou every guy's girlfriend had a crush on Davey, most guys didn't mind, as he was non-threatening to almost any guy's "macho" factor.
Even my Mom thoughht he was "cute"......
I wonder if Auntie Griselda is crying ?
Dang this day is never gonna end.
Hmmmm ... new meat ... Tell us, Bird, whadda' shoot?