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oooooooooook...

so like maybe we are in some sort of time/space/data reality warp or something...

Skevlar... have you been playing with the WarpMaster again??? I told you that thing is dangerous... didnt i tell you to not point that thing at anything you don't want to destroy?

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Wabash did it... get a rope!

Tam, ya think maybe it involves fuzzy logic and so maybe it's a fuzzy bug? I think fuzzy bugs are kinda fun!


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You click one click of your mouse on a virtual button, virtually moving as if you actually pressed a real one with your finger... there is a frozen moment... a hesitation... followed by a blink and a portal is opened... a window... where spelling is critical... crucial... where spelling plays with your eyes... plays with your mind...you are in a place full of choices... topics... some seemingly familiar... some seamingly twisted... you choose one... another button... another clique... preceded by another blink... a flash... another window appears... opens... a portal.......into The 10 Ring Zone...

Du di du doo du di du doo du di du doooooooo...


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BOOM!!!

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Number 9, number 9, number 9, number 9...

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I see said the blind man as he picked up the hammer and saw.

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Is this the place to look for lost socks?

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Hey Sammi, that "Tazz in a two piece" ploy worked well! I knew that would get everybodies attention!

Ok now, relax everyone, the only two piece anyone is ever going to see me get into is going to be on some hot little 10's HOT sexy FEMALE body!


As for the brew selection, we have Widmer Hefewiesen, Widmer Dopple Bock, Pyramid Snow Cap, Red Hook, and i am taking requests for members favorites.

Sorry people, no Crudweiser, Miller, Coors, Olympia, Milwalkees Worst, Brew 102, Colt 45, or anything like them. I just can't be part of helping anyone ruin their taste buds, not to mention their health!

Oh, and since our scheduled speaker isn't happ'n'n, yours truly will speak on the subject of "The Speier Mobius Pretzel & Quantum Relativity Twisted into Tread". This will take place on Feb 29th at so that we all have a chance to get over it before we break into those kegs.

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If Feb 29th and 30th are possible, then anything is possible. Be nice or i'll make them both dissappear!

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Put enough statisticians and logicians on keyboards and eventually they will all be trying to convince us that Shakespare was a monkeys uncle and threads like this one can't possibly exsist because computers NEVER make mistakes.

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E=01/02/28 18:54:33 UTC 47.15N 122.72W D52.4km 6.8M WA


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We're not alone.

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Topic? We don't need no stinking topic.

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The reason your shrink doesn't want you to get a 10 is because she knows that it will get you off, get her off you, and, get you off the meds! SHE'S LIE'N TO YOU MAN!!!

Tell her to read "The Deep Self" and call me in the morning.

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ok... Glockeneger, breathe... ya got ta breeeaaaatheeeee....


Anybody here ever hear of "solid state life forms"?

How about "coincidence control"?



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Solid state life forms are what humans are just now begining to make and test... instead of a flesh and blood brain they have a circuit board computer chip type brain like that in the computers we are working with.

We humans are also in the process of creating "nanobots" that are so small they can "assemble" themselves WITHIN a human cell.................

Nanobiotechnologists at Cornell University have built and "pilot-tested" the first "biomolecular" motors with tiny metal propellers. These little robots, yes, robots, are designed to move through the body to specific locations and dispense "appropriate" doses of drugs. These little babies use adenosine triphosphate for fuel to drive little nickel propellers at 480 rpm. The size of the propellers are only 150 nm (nanometers) in diameter. A nanometer is 1 BILLIONTH of a meter. A millimeter is 1 thousandth of a meter... soooooo... as you can imagine, a billionth of a meter is pretttttty small...

Of course we have nothing to worry about because no one will EVER use these little things for evil purposes... we humans have already proven we are above that...

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Dawgs playing poker in yer pancreas... what a comforting thought...

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Anybody remember "Dick Tracy"? Well, the watch he had is here. Also, many of the other cool little toys are here too. The writer of that comic was WAY ahead of his time.

Mark my words, we WILL have "flying saucers" and the ability to travel between the stars before long... well, unless God comes and slams us all down for being so irresponsible and STUPID.


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Potentiometer? No.

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