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0-200 in second

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by nipperwolf, Jul 20, 2005.

  1. nipperwolf


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    Oct 3, 2002
    A couple had been debating buying a vehicle for weeks.
    He wanted a truck. She wanted a fast little sports-like car so she
    could zipthrough traffic around town.

    He would probably have settled on any beat up old truck, but everything
    sheseemed to like was way out of their price range.
    "Look!" She said. "I want something that goes from 0 to 200 in just a
    few seconds.
    Nothing else will do. My birthday is coming up so surprise me!"

    He did just that.

    For her birthday, he bought her a brand new bathroom scale

    Nobody has seen or heard from him since.