Glocks.
Years back I shot a Glock 17. Didn't like it. I thought the thing must be made by Mattel Toy Company.
Years later a friend gave me a G17.
I shot it a while. Didn't like it and gave it back to my friend.
Later my friend gave me a G26. I shot it for a couple months and tried to like it but didn't like anything about it, so I gave it back to my friend.
I have a range and teach people to shoot.
Sometimes they have heard about Glocks and ask about them. I'd borrow my friend's Glocks and let them try them.
I borrowed the G26. My friend told me to keep it. I left it at his house when he wasn't looking.
A little later I asked to borrow the G26 again.
He said, "OK, but don't you dare bring that gun in my house again".
So I have a G26.
Later I taught a neighbor lady to shoot.
She hadn't shot a Glock but for some reason she bought a G19.
She didn't ask my opinion and I didn't give it, but I knew she would not like the gun.
Sure enough, She shot the gun for a couple months and tried to like it but finally asked me if I'd go with her when she traded the gun in.
I told Her that She was going to lose a lot of money but she said she hates the gun.
I felt bad about letting Her buy a Glock when I knew She would not like it, so I told Her I would buy the gun. Not for a new price but She wouldn't lose too much money.
So, I have a G19.
And there's a couple more stories of how I backed into owning three more Glocks that I don't like.