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Zombie Guy at Walmart.

Discussion in 'The Okie Corral' started by LilWolfess, May 6, 2011.

  1. I think you are being a bit optimistic...:rofl:
     
  2. Hokiegrass

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    :rofl:...... Hardcore. Milkshakes for life, dogg
     

  3. Brianharless13

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    Freaking funny. I swear if you called in a air strike on Walmart the first of the month then the crime in the city would drop by 40%. Just kidding.

    Glad you are alright after your visit at Wally World.
     
  4. Hokiegrass

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    .................................... I take it he ruined his shot at a 2nd date?
     
  5. furioso2112

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    What Wal-Mart is across the street from a place at which one can obtain "good eats?"

    The WMs Ive seen are all across from Jiffy Lube and, at best, the Squat and Gobble Cafe.
     

  6. :rofl: It weren't me! :rofl:

    I have no tattoos. But I am ready for a zombie invasion. :supergrin:
     
  7. Retseh

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    Sounds perfectly believable and not at all embellished.
     
  8. LilWolfess

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    Not very many are across from good eats. Given, I can't say that it's worth the drive to my neck of the woods.
     
  9. npatel

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    My closest Wal-Mart is right next to this place. Not only is their food really good, their seafood bisque rivals some of the best I've had anywhere. It's open 24/7 too.
     
  10. xring04

    xring04 On the Right.

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    That was a really neat story. I appreciate you sharing it.
     
  11. goldenlight

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    Or less!:rofl::rofl::rofl:
     
  12. tadbart

    tadbart duuuuude.

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    geriatric paradise

    i don't think Jesus can help ya with zombies. think i read it in Revelations somewhere. yup, there near the back, i think in Chapter 23- you're pretty much screwed if zombies come for ya.
     
  13. are you kidding? i think he went further than "sparking conversation" when he followed her out of the store, and into a restaurant. wasnt this guy working anyways? yeah, pretty creepy.

    are you one of those weirdos that cant take a hint? wait- do you work at wal-mart?
     
  14. Diesel_Bomber

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    "Get away from me." (Stated one time, loudly enough so other people are looking over.)

    (Idiot keeps following.)

    (You pulling out cellphone and calling cops.)

    This is how I would have handled the situation, and hopefully how my wife would have.
     
  15. DoubleWide

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    Jesus was a zombie. You know, the whole dead returning to life thing.
     
  16. RyanNREMTP

    RyanNREMTP Inactive/Banned

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    Kinda reminds me of one of my trips to Wal-Mart. I went in looking for one of those storage boxes that fit in the back of a pickup truck. I found a large one back in automotive and proceeded to walk around the store taking my time. I stopped by Electronics and Outdoors/Sporting Goods sections before heading to the register. I plopped the large box onto the counter and the cashier took one look at it and said "wow, you can put a lot of beer or soda in there." I replied back with "Yep or a dead body." She never opened it or said another word.
     
  17. YFZsandrider

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    I know exactly where you're coming from, those idiots always act like its the forgotten corner of the store! I always plan for atleast 20 minutes, once I've notified someone that I want ammo. It seems like the only guy in the store who knows how to sell it is on break!
     
  18. LilWolfess

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    I have a couple of those boxes. They are good for everything!