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"You're not going to shoot him, are you?!"

Discussion in 'Cop Talk' started by SPDSNYPR, Sep 2, 2012.

  1. SPDSNYPR

    SPDSNYPR Zippy's Friend.

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    So this devastatingly handsome patrol officer I know (not me of course) goes to a call of a protective order violation. Estranged hubby is coming over to kill wifey. Wifey lives on a 9-hole golf course in her back yard. She sees hubby coming. Their son tips her off of dad's intentions. She smartly drives away, and meets the devastatingly handsome patrol cop on the other side of the golf course. Hubby is on foot and is walking straight toward wife and patrol cop, but a few hundred yards away.

    "Did he threaten to kill you?"

    "Yes. He's supposed to have a gun."

    Handsome pulls out patrol rifle to cover guy who is still walking toward them with a purpose.

    "You're not going to shoot him are you?"

    That question surprised the devastatingly handsome patrol officer. What did she think the cops were there to do? Negotiate with him to give her up so he could do whatever he wanted? Should the cops just leave so only she gets hurt?

    Guy threw something into a large pond that was deemed by higher ups as unlikely to be recovered. Backup arrives. Hubby - who was almost blind drunk - was taken into custody without much incident.

    The patrol cop looked good doing this, and that's what's important. But some people's lack of grasp on the reality of what we have to do is shocking.
     
  2. ray9898

    ray9898

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    Some people live in a fantasy world.
     

  3. janice6

    janice6 Silver Member

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    So, how hard do you think the "thing" in the pond would be to recover?

    Oh, yeah. Domestics are a mess.
     
  4. Dragoon44

    Dragoon44 Unfair Facist Lifetime Member

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    Should have held out the rifle to her and said, "Me? no, YOU are."

    :supergrin:
     
  5. SPDSNYPR

    SPDSNYPR Zippy's Friend.

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    Ha ha - that would have been great. For the other officer.
     
  6. Big House

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    Awesome! :rofl:
     
  7. GlockinNJ

    GlockinNJ

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    How was it relevent that he was devastatingly handsome? Why must we continue to label the beautiful people? This kind of profiling has to STOP!
     
  8. CJStudent

    CJStudent Fenced In

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    :perfect10:
     
  9. DustyJacket

    DustyJacket Directiv 10-289

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    The. Best. Response. Ever.
     
  10. Well you stud you! Saved the day, got the clueless chick, didn't thump drunk ex.

    But her response doesn't surprise me. As Vigilant wrote, sheeple.
     
  11. Mayhem like Me

    Mayhem like Me Semper Paratus

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    Not a chance
    I know ...Devastatingly handsome???? come on...
     
  12. Sooooo, was she hot??? :whistling:
     
  13. msu_grad_121

    msu_grad_121 BOOSH

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    That's funny, I don't remember responding to anything like that recently, but your description is dead on!
     
  14. SPDSNYPR

    SPDSNYPR Zippy's Friend.

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    Not really, but I think it makes the story better if you always imagine the chick as smoking hot. So yes. I heard.
     
  15. Sam Spade

    Sam Spade Staff Member Lifetime Member

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    "It's okay, I use softpoint bullets."
     
  16. VA27

    VA27

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    Did you..er, the officer have his hat on? What were her teeth like? Did she have a Bravia? Did she steal your iPad? Could it have been a KaBar that hubby threw into the pond? So many unanswered questions about this contact!
     
  17. TBO

    TBO Why so serious? CLM

    "At least it's not a Taser".
     
  18. countrygun

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    "Dear Penthouse Forum................."
     
  19. blueiron

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    "I'll shoot him, but you have to clean him."