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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by SCmasterblaster, Mar 17, 2008.
well, I can't think of any new ones.
that she has to wear a watch on each arm, one for each time zone.
NASA plans to use her to shore up the hole in the Ozone layer
She has her own zip code...
she woke up on the beach and little kids were using her bellybutton as a wading pool...
she has to get all her clothes made at 'AAA Tent Awning'...
they made sails for a fleet of ships from a pair of her panties...
when she stepped on a talking scale at the drugstore, it said "one at a time, please"...
she works weekends as an extra screen at the local drive in theater. She wears a white shirt and they and show the movies on her back....
my dog bit her and died of high cholesterol.
she went walking in high heels and came back with flip flops.
when she went to KFC and the waitress asked her what size bucket she wanted she said the one on the roof.
when she jumped in a lake the kids YELLED FREE WILLE...
she looks at the menu in the restaurant and says 'OKAY'...
elephants in the zoo throw HER peanuts...
when she puts on a red shirt all the kids yell HEY ITS THE KOOL AID MAN!!!!!
i've got plenty
Yo momma so fat she sweats cooking oil
the last time she saw the numbers 90210 she was looking at the scale!
The Highway Patrol made her wear ''Caution! Wide Turns Flashers!''
You'll get your ass kicked trying to get a gun out of the
When she put on a black dress, she looked like outer space!
when she wears spike heeled shoes, she hits oil!
when they checked her cholesterol they found cheesecake!
when she backs-up she beeps!
after screwing her you roll over twice and you're still on her!
when she sits around the house, she really sits around the house!
when she danced the band skipped!
Yo momma so fat, when she fell down and broke her leg, gravy oozed out.
She's got smaller fat women orbiting around her.
Your momma's so fat, she stepped on a cat's tail... and it died.
Yo mamma's so fat she got to have a bathroom scale for each foot
You're momma's so fat, she got on a scale, and it said "one person at a time, please."
Yo momma's so fat, ALL her relationships are long distance!
Yo momma's so fat, to have sex, you have to slap her thigh and ride the wave in!
Yo momma's so fat, she affects the tides when she's at the beach!
Your momma's so ugly, that when she was born, the doctor slapped her father.