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Your Health

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Eddie C., Feb 14, 2003.

  1. Eddie C.

    Eddie C. Administrator Moderator CLM

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    I've seen this before, but a friend sent it so I thought it was worth a look again. It's kinda cute....

    Your Health


    Here's the final word on nutrition and health. It's a relief to know the

    truth after all those conflicting medical studies.

    1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than

    the British or Americans.

    2. The French eat a lot of fat and also suffer fewer heart attacks than

    the British or Americans.

    3. The Japanese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart

    attacks than the British or Americans.

    4. The Italians and the French drink excessive amounts of red wine and

    also suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

    5. The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages and fat and

    suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

    CONCLUSION:

    Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.
     

  2. Ender

    Ender ComfortablyNumb

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  3. fastvfr

    fastvfr Ancient Tech

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    SW Oregon
    Couldn't be because we outnumber them?!?

    Nahhhh...