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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Blitzer, Jun 1, 2009.


  1. An Amish farmer walking through his field notices a man drinking from his pond, with his hand.

    The Amish man shouts:


    "Trinken Sie nicht das Wasser, die Kuhe und die Schweine haben in ihm geschissen!"

    Which means: "Don't drink the water, the cows and the pigs have crapped in it!"

    The man shouts back: "I'm a Muslim, I don't understand your gibberish. Speak English, infidel!"

    The Amish man shouts back in English:


    "Use two hands, you'll get more!"