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You'd Feel Better

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Glockrunner, Nov 29, 2004.

  1. Glockrunner

    Glockrunner HOOYA DEEPSEA

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    Little Susie, a six-year-old, came home from school whining, “Mommy, I’ve got a stomachache.”

    “That’s because your stomach is empty,” her mother replied. “You’d feel better if you had something in it.” She gave Susie a snack and sure enough, Susie felt better right away.

    That afternoon the family's minister dropped by. While he was chatting with Susie's mom, he mentioned he'd had a bad headache all day long.

    Susie perked up. “That’s because it’s empty,” she said. “You’d feel better if you had something in it.”