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You Might Want To Re-Phrase That

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Glockrunner, Mar 2, 2007.

  1. Glockrunner

    Glockrunner HOOYA DEEPSEA

    Sep 10, 2001
    A little fella called Keith walks into a bar. Unfortunately, there is a pile of dog dung just inside the door, and he slips in it and falls over.

    He gets up, cleans himself up and walks to the bar and buys a drink.

    A great big man called Pete then enters the bar. He too slips in the same pile of dung, falls over, gets up, cleans up and then goes and buys a drink.

    The little Keith turns to Big Pete and, trying to strike up a conversation, points to the pile by the door and says, "I just did that."

    So, Big Pete punches Keith in the mouth.
  2. StockGlock23

    StockGlock23 Hilarious!

    Aug 10, 2004
    Bremen, IN

  3. Glockrunner

    Glockrunner HOOYA DEEPSEA

    Sep 10, 2001
    Yup, me too, that's why I like it.

    Jokes that have a bit of a surprise ending are nice. They keep you guessing.

    Mrs G-R (aka Pat)