101. If you make your own powder 102. If you don't label your reloading powder, because you can hear the difference when shaking the can 103. If you have ever read an article in the crime section of the newspaper and read "the suspect had over 200 rounds of ammunition", then assumed it was a misprint. Who in his right mind would get down to only 200 rounds??? 104. If that also make you think: That reminds me, I am down to 267 rounds. I need to go to the gun shop tomorrow. 105. If your CCW is a shotgun 106. If your CCW is a .50 107. If your CCW is a LAW (Light Anti-Tank Weapon) 108. If you find yourself doing trigger and muzzle control on the bottle of your wife's glass cleaner 1. If you mount a red laser sight on it. 2. If you have range data sheets for it. 3. If she uses it in weaver stance just so you'll be quiet. 4. If you had to buy her another bottle after your failed attempt at converting one to full-auto. 109. If your girlfriend/wife is jealous of the time you spend with your guns 110. If your wish list on MidwayUSA totals up to the price of a new car 111. If that new car would be a Bentley 112. If your already thinking about your next gun while your filling out the paperwork on the one you're buying. 113. If the guys at the local gun shop send you a Christmas card 114. If you own a guns you haven't shot yet 115. If you have a room in your house dedicated to guns 116. If when someone says "but what if you don't have a gun with you?" and after 15 minutes you still can comprehend how that would be possible. 117. If the sound of full auto gun fire makes you feel all warm and fuzzy 118. If you shook the presents under your tree, and one fired a round out of it. 119. If you've spent more money at Midway USA, Brownell's, and Cabela's than the companies are worth. 120. If your will specifies your favorite firearm(s) to be buried with you. 121. If the Glock talk logo is burned into your monitor. 122. If you have had a friend who thought knives were soooo cool and dangerous, then you showed him your AK-47 collection 123. If you wonder why you must renew your CCW license every year, but your marriage license won't expire. 124. If someone asks how many guns you have, and the answer begins with "about" (i.e. "about 50 or so"). 125. If you took an ink blot test and your answers were things like "an AR-15 sear", "bolt release from Ruger 10-22", "firing pin from M1911", etc. 126. If you know you carry 45 caliber 230 grain full metal jacketed hydra-shock hollow points from Federal, but don't know the color of your wife's eyes. 127. If you have ever shot a hole in something on accident 128. If that something was your TV during a Bush/Gore debate 129. If you buy Hoppe's solvent in 50 gallon drums because your howitzer "likes" it 130. If the gun show owners let you in free. 131. If you named a dog after a gun. 132. If you name your kids after your guns. 133. If you time yourself each time you fill out one of those yellow forms and you're down to a minute flat. 134. If NICS put your favorite gun dealer on call block. 135. If you're only dating/marrying a girl so you can shoot her gun collection. 136. If the wallpaper on your desktop is firearm related 137. If the wallpaper in a room of your house is firearm related 138. If you have no wallpaper or house, but live in a dug-out underground bunker to keep your guns safe 139. If you find out the girl you are dating/marrying whose FATHER has a huge collection of guns you hope to inherit......SOON 140. If CNN does a report on gun control and shows a table of guns from a gun show, and one of them has your name engraved on the side. 141. If you carry pictures of your guns in your wallet 142. If you have more pictures of your favorite weapons in your wallet, than your family 143. If you ever heard gun shots outside your house late at night, but fell into a state of sheer panic because you couldn't decide which gun to grab 144. Someone breaks into your house and you get shot standing in front of your safe trying to decide which one. 145. If you have emptied all your tool boxes of tools to fill them with ammo 146. If you cant remember to take your heart medication but you can recall every date when you had a FTF in your Glock 147. If you really spent time deciding if getting a Glock tattoo was really a good idea or not? 148. If when you have no need for search engines...you have every gun website bookmarked 149. If you bought a DVD player just so you could pause the scenes when a pistol was fired when it was locked back and empty. 150. If you give family members gift certificates to the gun range for Christmas... 151. If you get mad when all the good first person shooter video games never feature Glocks as a sidearm 152. If you pray for the day that we never get ray-guns...Cause how can you justify buying that new reloading bench??? 153. If the local bar filed a missing persons report and you were turned in by the clerk at the gun counter at Wal-Mart. 154. If The first place you went when you got your CCL was to Wal-Mart 155. If your PIN number is your serial number ERU+++ 156. If your kids car seat has been on recall for 3 months...but you call Glock daily to find out how much longer it will be until you get your new frame 157. If your favorites in the computer only have one folder, "guns." 158. If your wife has .357 sig brass as earrings 159. If at the Tupperware party you show them your Glock 160. If your gold tooth is made of melted brass 161. If you get arrested for possession of a gram of black powder 162. If your kids have Glock as middle names 163. If your kids bike is on a bipod 164. If you go out with bird watchers with a 3-9 scope 165. If your walkman is made by Peltor 166. If your kids vocabulary consists; ballistics, trajectory, clusters, magnums, parallax 167. If your wife loves to shop at Glockstore, Glockmeister, Topglock etc. 168. If You shower the bride and groom with brass 169. If You double tap when knocking on doors 170. If You get excited when you see the Target store logo 171. If You buy your kids a book each and buy yourself five gun magazines 172. If Your tennis attire has Glock logos 173. If Your Golf bag has a gun compartment 174. If You lubricate your kid's bikes with Hoppe's 175. If Your banana holds 40 rounds 176. If Your car is coated with Tennifer 177. If You light your charcoal with gun powder 178. If Your kids would rather go to a gun show than Kings Dominion or Disney World 179. If You are the only one with a vest without a camera 180. If all you can think about is the next reload you want to try. Example new powder, new bullet, different primer. 181. If you reload from memory and forget the powder charge, and you loaded 1000 rounds which are underpowered for your semi auto and rejoice that you have a bullet puller!!! 182. If you still say thank you for all that 38 special brass your friends insist on giving you. 183. If you can't wait to trade a handgun off for something different!! 184. If your apartment complex cites -you- as the reason they don't need on-site security. 185. If someone you've never met comes to your door and says, "I was given your name. Can you help me while I get my stuff out of my boyfriend's/husband's apartment?" 186. If the person who gave your name is a local Police Officer. 187. If your local Police Department makes a point of calling you at home to tell you about the sex-offender/felon who just moved into your area. 188. If you've been in a local gun shop and had a sales clerk ask you a question about a firearm, because no one else in the shop knows the answer. 189. If the above occurs so they can make a sale. 190. If one of your local gun shops asks you to come work for them, because you've shown more knowledge than their employees. 191. If the above occurs at a shop you don't normally frequent. 192. If your local Police Department asks you what you think about the new handgun they're thinking about issuing. 193. If you've ever been asked by your local Police Department to bring in one or more of your weapons for them to show off, because they're "Better than this crap we're carrying." 194. If you've ever gotten out of a ticket by offering to take the Officer shooting. 195. If you've ever been pulled over by a Police Officer so she can ask you to take her shooting. 196. If you've ever been pulled over by a local Police Department just so they can ask you a question about one of your weapons, or your ammunition. 197. If you've ever had people fly into the state, or country, just to fire some of your weapons. 198. If you've ever talked about your latest acquisition and heard the words, "How the hell'd you get your hands on that?" 199. If your name has ever been given to a new recruit at your local Police Department along with the words, "Don't bother asking, he's going to have a gun on him somewhere." 200. If your boss has ever given you a box of ammunition as a reward for a 'Job Well Done', and you don't work in a firearms friendly place.