"You Might Be A Gun Nut If"

Discussion in 'The SHOT ShowCase' started by Glockdude1, Nov 24, 2002.


  1. I was questioned but it was by a friend of mine.
    Why, yes. yes I have.
    I WISH! I gotta find out how to get one of those.


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  2. depends which ammo. (BTW, DON'T USE BARNAUL AMMO! First round of it I shot in my Remington 760, it froze the pump shut!)


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  3. Whose doesn't?!


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  4. I wish. We're limited to handguns, and .50 Ammo (amd the guns for that matter. {Hey Gaston! Where's the .50 GLOCK?}) is way to expensive.


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  5. No, but I did get the shop a present for christmas last year. A sign that says "Hunters, fishermen and other liars gather here." It goes perfectly.;f

    Happiness is a belt fed weapon of .30 caliber or larger.;f


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  6. That would be awesome!
    Nope. I don't have a dog yet. but I have a friend who did that with all his cats.


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  7. Tresspass By a concealed Handgun Holder (I figure I'll give y'all some fuel for another one.)


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  8. I save pictures of guns just for this purpose (God bless the man who invented Google Image search.). It's currently a GLOCK 30 with Lasermax.


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  9. No, but I have given switchblades a couple times. (My uncle and his brother-in-law were arguing over the last one.;f )
    Ray guns probably won't even work right. As much trouble as I have with my computer?
    Nope it was to work and then the grocery store.


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  10. ...And work on resembling the rest of them.;f


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  11. ...or if you are disappointed that everybody else beat you to it.;f


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  12. Glockdude1

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  13. - If your apartment complex cites -you- as the reason they don't need on-site security.
    - If someone you've never met comes to your door and says, "I was given your name. Can you help me while I get my stuff out of my boyfriend's/husband's apartment?"
    - If the person who gave your name is a local Police Officer.
    - If your local Police Department makes a point of calling you at home to tell you about the sex-offender/felon who just moved into your area.
    - If you've been in a local gun shop and had a sales clerk ask you a question about a firearm, because no one else in the shop knows the answer.
    - If the above occurs so they can make a sale.
    - If one of your local gun shops asks you to come work for them, because you've shown more knowledge than their employees.
    - If the above occurs at a shop you don't normally frequent.
    - If your local Police Department asks you what you think about the new handgun they're thinking about issuing.
    - If you've ever been asked by your local Police Department to bring in one or more of your weapons for them to show off, because they're "Better than this crap we're carrying."
    - If you've ever gotten out of a ticket by offering to take the Officer shooting.
    - If you've ever been pulled over by a Police Officer so she can ask you to take her shooting.
    - If you've ever been pulled over by a local Police Department just so they can ask you a question about one of your weapons, or your ammunition.
    - If you've ever had people fly into the state, or country, just to fire some of your weapons.
    - If you've ever talked about your latest acquisition and heard the words, "How the hell'd you get your hands on that?"
    - If your name has ever been given to a new recruit at your local Police Department along with the words, "Don't bother asking, he's going to have a gun on him somewhere."
    - If your boss has ever given you a box of ammunition as a reward for a 'Job Well Done', and you don't work in a firearms friendly place.
    - If you've ever taken the day off work to go shooting, hunting, to the smith, or to purchase a new handgun, and yet you refuse to call in sick.
    - If your primary requirement for a soft-side briefcase, for work, is how well it can carry one of your preferred sidearms.
     
  14. I'm almost embarrased to say this one.

    -If when you hear Sherl Crow singing the last line in "Soak up the sun" ( I got my 45 on, so I can rock on) and you imediatly think she's talking about a 1911.
     
  15. Glockdude1

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    - If you've been in a local gun shop and had a sales clerk ask you a question about a firearm, because no one else in the shop knows the answer.
    - If the above occurs so they can make a sale.

    This happened to me once!!

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  16. Or Mozambique drill when knocking :D
     
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  18. She's not?! And I had my hopes up too. ;1

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  19. Lobezno001

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    - You've been pulled over by a cop you've never met before and he wants to buy your 1911!!;f Happened a few months ago, shortly after I left the range!
     
  20. Glockdude1

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    So, how much did he pay you NOT to get a ticket???

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