"You Might Be A Gun Nut If"

Discussion in 'The SHOT ShowCase' started by Glockdude1, Nov 24, 2002.


  1. David_G17

    David_G17 /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/

    -if you're only dating/marrying a girl so you can shoot her gun collection.
    -if the wallpaper on your desktop is firearm related
    -if the wallpaper in a room of your house is firearm related
    -if you have no wallpaper or house, but live in a dug-out underground bunker to keep your guns safe :)
     

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  2. Glockdude1

    Glockdude1 Federal Member
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    -If you find out the girl you are dating/marrying whose FATHER has a huge collection of guns you hope to inherit......SOON

    ;N
     

  3. David_G17

    David_G17 /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/

    -if you mount a red laser sight on it.
    -if you have range data sheets for it.
    -if she uses it in weaver stance just so you'll be quiet.
    -if you had to buy her another bottle after your failed attempt at converting one to full-auto.

    -if CNN does a report on gun control and shows a table of guns from a gun show, and one of them has your name engraved on the side.
    -if you carry pictures of your guns in your wallet
    -if you ever heard gun shots outside your house late at night, but fell into a state of sheer panic because you couldn't decide which gun to grab.
     
  4. -if you carry pictures of your guns in your wallet
    -if you ever heard gun shots outside your house late at night, but fell into a state of sheer panic because you couldn't decide which gun to grab. ;Q ;Q ;Q
     
  5. Glockdude1

    Glockdude1 Federal Member
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    And I thought Nobody knew!!!!!

    ;N
     
  6. Gunrnr

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    You might be a Fancier of Firearms if you know exactly what the following ad refers to:

    "SHOTGUNS: Beretta pin tail 12 ga, lnib $425. Zabota 20 ga. SxS, 26" M and F, $225. Call xxx-xxxx"

    (actual ad in Albuquerque Journal, 13 Dec 2002)
     
  7. Gunrnr

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    ...real Fanciers of Firearms don't shop WW's gun counter

    ;g
     
  8. geminicricket

    geminicricket NRA Life member

    I was doing trigger control on my weed-eater before I ever bought a gun.
     
  9. Glockdude1

    Glockdude1 Federal Member
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  10. Squadman

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    -if your favorites in the computer only have one folder, "guns."
    -when your wife have .357 sig brass as earings
    -at the tupperware party you show them your Glock
    -your gold tooth is made of melted brass
    -you get arrested for possesion of a gram of black powder
    -your kids have Glock as middle names
    -your kids bike is on a bipod
    -you go out with bird watchers with a 3-9 scope
    -your walkman is made by Peltor
    -your kids vocabulary consists; ballistics, trajectory, clusters, magnums, parallax
     
  11. David_G17

    David_G17 /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/

    long before they learn words like "mama" and "daddy" ;)
     
  12. smeet5150

    smeet5150 Southern Son

    I love this thread
     
  13. David_G17

    David_G17 /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/

    btt for the heck of it.
     
  14. Glockdude1

    Glockdude1 Federal Member
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    Truly a thread that has a little bit of all of us here on GT............

    ;N
     
  15. Squadman

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    -Your wife loves to shop at Glockstore, Glockmeister, Topglock etc.
    -You shower the bride and groom with brass
    -You double tap when knocking on doors
    -You get excited when you see the Target store logo
    -You buy your kids a book each and buy yourself five gun magazines
    -Your tennis attire has Glock logos
    -Your Golf bag has a gun compartment
    -You lubricate your kid's bikes with Hoppe's
    -Your banana holds 40 rounds
    -Your car is coated with tennifer
    -You light your charcoal with gun powder
    -Your kids would rather go to a gun show than Kings Dominion or Disney World
    -You are the only one with a vest without a camera
     
  16. okie

    okie GT Mayor

    Guess I am a gun nut;P :cool:
     
  17. Gunrnr

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    You guys aren't helpin' me out a bit...I still have to stand up at the meeting every Tuesday and Thursday night and say, "My name is Gunrunner and I'm a Gunaholic". Fortunately the "meeting after the meeting"... is at the range.
     
  18. PuroMexicano

    PuroMexicano VIVA MEXICO !!!

    btt, this is the best thread ever ;f ;f ;f ;f ;f

    Maybe someone can come up with more after 2 yrs. ;)
     
  19. Glockdude1

    Glockdude1 Federal Member
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    you might be a gun nut, if after 3 years, you still resemble all of the above!!!

    ;N
     
  20. If all you can think about is the next reload you want to try.
    Example new powder, new bullet,different primer.

    If you reload from memory and forget the powder charge, and you loaded
    1000 rounds which are underpowered for your semi auto and rejoice that
    you have a bullet puller!!!

    If you still say thank you for all that 38 special brass your friends insist on giving you.

    If you can't wait to trade a handgun off for something different!!
     

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