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"You Might Be A Gun Nut If"

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#1 ·
"You Might Be A Gun Nut If"


-If You've ever dabbed a little Hoppe's on your neck before going on a date...
-If you bought checkering tools, checkered all your gunstocks and are now starting on the bedposts...
-If you cannot really recall just how many guns you own...
-Surplus ammunition suppliers call you to see if there was anything you were looking for...
-If you bought a gun from a gunshop, only to realize you used to own it years ago...
-If you've ever shot out a 1911 barrel.........
-If you save brass and have a case tumbler, but don't reload...
-If you ever stripped the paint off of your car and then blued it
-If you've ever bought ammo for a caliber you didn,t shoot, thinking that someday you might own a gun in that caliber...
-If your computer passwords are gun related...
-If your five-year-old can detail strip and fully reassemble an M-1 Garand............
-If you take your guns out of the safe and handle them, just so you can wipe them down before going to bed...
-If your local gunsmith calls you for obsolete parts...
-If you home-school and use ballistic tables for math lessons...
-If your gun safe is bigger than your refrigerator...
-If the speedometer on your car is in both m.p.h. and fps...
-If you call Brownells and they recognize your voice...
-If you own reloading dies for calibers that you do not shoot...
-If you understand Smith and Wesson's model numbers...
-If you ever bought two different brands of the same bullet just to see which one "shot better"...
-If you've ever had to explain "that it's not the same gun it's a variant!"...
-If watching the Lion King gives you the itch for a .470 Nitro...
-If you cut out your best groups and carry them in your wallet like photos...
-If you've ever gone to a gun show three times in one month, and were excited every time...
-If you feel that a golf course is a willful and deliberate misuse of a perfectly good rifle range...
-If you ever accidentally seasoned a steak with FFFFg black powder...
-If your brass tumbler used to be a small cement mixers.
-If you identify the gun on the cover of Dillon's Blue Press before you notice the girl...
-If you make $30/hr at work and spent 35 min- on your knees at the range looking for that last piece of .40 brass...
-If you have guns in your safes that you can't for the life of you remember how you came by...
-If the FBI asks you to identify firearms they can't...
-If ammo manufacturers had to layoff workers when you went to Europe for a month's vacation...
-If you know the range of every tree in the neighborhood...
-if you can tell the caliber of any spent casing just by feel...
-If you plead with the gun shop to hold a rifle/shotgun until you have space for it...
-If you can't figure out why your non-shooting friends laugh when you say "Bushmaster"...
-If you didn't get that last one because you don't have any "non-shooting" friends...
-If you driver's license says "must wear night vision goggles."
-If your shoulder is callused...
-If manufactures ask you how their rifles hold up.
-If you get misty eyed evey time you sell a gun..
-If you alternate Silvertips, Hydra-Shoks and Black Talons in your magazines because they look prettier that way..........
-If you guess windage and range every time you look at a road sign...
-If you went out to the range this weekend to shoot up ammo, just so you'd have some brass to reload...
-RCBS answers your phone calls, "What have YOU dreamed up this time?"..............

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#303 ·
Originally posted by mnMACD
hey man, calm down, I'm just making chit chat. Iam not an absolute anti gunner. I just don't believe ppl like you all should advertise that you have guns, it could start a war.
Originally posted by mnMACD

I've learned one thing reading these posts. YOU ALL HAVE TO MUCH DAMN FREE TIME. GET OFF the couches sell you firearms so you can make rent, then talk about something non-gun related. If you can.
This is not the post of a man who wants to "chit-chat" this is directly intended to get the ire of those who read it who meet the norm of those who subscribe to this web site. Again please stop! You are an irritant and I believe intentionally annoying-please go elsewhere! I am not a moderator, so my comments do not count but please heed them and retire from your current posting practices.
 
#304 ·
Originally posted by mnMACD
hey man, calm down, I'm just making chit chat. Iam not an absolute anti gunner. I just don't believe ppl like you all should advertise that you have guns, it could start a war.

Ever hear of 9-11-01?????

;)
 
#306 ·
Originally posted by mnMACD
What lame asses call it a "peepee" the last time I heard that word I was 3.


Well we do have ladies and even some kids that read the forum. I was attempting to be as polite as pobbible and still get my point across. If that makes me lame then so be it. :cool:


Bottom line.


I don't know if it's drugs that you are taking or need to be taking but seek help "Soon"


Now I have used up valuable GT forum space trying to help you with your social inadequacies and I/we don't mind. However I would suggest that you seek some real help.

Try this for starters.


http://www.puplife.com/plugins/MivaMerchants/graphics/00000001/chillpills_big.jpg
 
#308 ·
If you have ever bought clothing based on weather or not it would aid in concealment of your sidearm.



If you have ever used a metal detector to help you find brass that flew into the tall grass.




You might be a Gun Nut :tease: :woohoo:
 
#309 ·
Originally posted by Glockdude1
Ever hear of 9-11-01?????

;)



Yes I have, and it was indeed tragic, and for causes like terrorism I'd say let the Feds handle them that's what they are paid to do. I don't mind if ppl like you all just have guns for recreation i.e. going to the local ranges and blasting a few rounds, that's cool by me. It's the ppl who run around w/ guns who have a vandetta agianst everyone,and are ready to pop the next pakistani they see.
 
#310 ·
Originally posted by mnMACD
I don't mind if ppl like you all just have guns.



That makes me feel so much better.



:woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo:



Still doesn't change the fact that you are posting in the wrong section of the forum.


:dunno:
 
#315 ·
#316 ·
Originally posted by mnMACD
if you keep beatching about mnMACD not having a clue and posting in the wrong place.

Holy shiat I'll buzz outta here jee wizz, I was just sharing my Point of view on it all.

Peace out
Peace off



:crazy:

Voice your opinion dude, Just do it in the proper place is all we are asking. :upeyes: If you have some intelligent veiws them post them where they can be heard, All you are doing here is making a fool out of yourself.
 
#318 ·
Originally posted by mnMACD
:panties: :notworthy:

that should say it all there.



LoL, Ok I gave you the benefit of the doubt thinking that you had some glimmer of intelligence. I stand corrected :cool:



I also don't waste time on lost causes, If you are happy wasteing your time and acting like a fool be my guest, But I am done, Welcome to ignore :upeyes:
 
#320 ·
Originally posted by Glockdude1
You have no idea what "context" is. This is a JOKE SECTION of a pro gun web site. If you want to voice your concern on being a "non gunner", just do it here: http://glocktalk.com/forumdisplay.php?s=&forumid=24
I have tried to direct mnMACD to that forum several times without the hint being taken...

Back to the gist of this thread:

If your son drives you absolutely crazy running around the house singing the Eddie the Eagle song "Stop, don't touch, run away, tell an adult"
 
#321 ·
...Or worse If your sons tattles on you that you left a disassembled 1911 on your work bench to go eat dinner since it was left unlocked and he could have gotten to it-unassembled is the key here.
 
#322 ·
Originally posted by Navy HMC
...Or worse If your sons tattles on you that you left a disassembled 1911 on your work bench to go eat dinner since it was left unlocked and he could have gotten to it-unassembled is the key here.
....You son shows YOU how to field strip, clean and reassemble your 1911, blindfolded!!!

:cool:
 
#323 ·
Originally posted by mnMACD
:panties: :notworthy:

that should say it all there.

I have had it....Goodbye!:soap:
 
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