"You Might Be A Gun Nut If"

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  1. vafish

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    I gotta post her targets, because mine are nothing to brag about.

    Of course she shoots about 10x the number of rounds that I do.
     

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    vafish:

    where'd you get thayt avatar it's kind of bizarre.
     

  3. Navy HMC

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    If you have to get a THIRD gun safe to keep all your guns in a safe.:)

    mnMACD: If I recall correctly, that is a kitten with a rare birth defect. I can't remember the mane of it. Usually the kitten doesn't even survive birth. That one lived about 3-4 days.
     
  4. Walter45Auto

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    If that is what you need just to keep All your Title 2 weapons......
    If you actuallly can Quote Title 2.......



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  5. Navy HMC

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    From the Non-Glock Firearms thread "How many guns is too many?"



     
  6. Glockdude1

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    You might be a gun nut if,

    You keep checking your yard for the "flood of assault weapons" that was predicted by all the politicians in Sept 15th 2004....... ;)


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  7. Walter45Auto

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    If you're dissappointed that the flood of assault weapons hasn't showed up in your yard yet.


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  8. Navy HMC

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    :laughabove: :laughabove: +1000 :laughabove: :laughabove:

    That is great!

    By the way, I have been keeping a running list of these. Without repeats, the "You Might Be a Gun Nut If..." Thread stands at 267 entries. Keep it up! (I ONLY fit 60 of the entries. :supergrin: :laughabove: )
     
  9. yashua-p

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    If you know what a .22 eargeshplitin-loudenboomer is.


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    - if you get anoyed every time you see a 1911 that sais colt and can identify the REAL brand.
    - if ALL of your magazines are gun related. and have three of the same one for each bathroom in the hause.
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  11. Glockdude1

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    and can QUOTE word for word the articles!!

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    I thought she was talking about a 1911.:shocked:



    SERIOUSLY!
     
  13. eddief4

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    you mean she's not. no s*** i had no idea i thought she meant a 1911 also.


    SERIOUSLY:shocked:
     
  14. Glockdude1

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    -If your favorite Beatles song is "Happiness is a Warm Gun"

    -If your favorite Aerosmith song is "Jamie's Got a Gun"
     
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    I happen to love "Janie's Got a gun" and I loathe guns.
     
  17. Lesh

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    Why do you hang out here?
     
  18. Glockdude1

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    mnMACD,

    If it is not obvious already, this is a very PRO GUN web site. Many people here even own machine guns.

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  19. Lesh

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    I should have read his tag line:
    Guns are nil to me. I just like making conversation with gun nutz. So I can figure out why they need a gun to prove something.

    Where is that link to the glocktalk grammer lesson thread?
     
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    What follows is a simple, direct proof that the sum of two even calibers is always even.

    Consider two even calibers x and y. Since they are even, they can be written as x = 2a and y = 2b respectively for smaller calibers a and b. Then the sum x + y = 2a + 2b = 2(a + b). From this it is clear that 2 is a factor of x + y, so the sum of two even calibers is always even.
     

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