"You Might Be A Gun Nut If"

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Glockdude1, Nov 24, 2002.


  1. Thirty aught six:

    I assumed it was aught. As in, "remeber what happened back in aught five" Its an old fashioned word for zero.

    1906 would be 19 aught six, shortend to aught six.

    aught 2 also ought Pronunciation (ôt)
    n.
    1. A cipher; zero.
    2. Archaic Nothing.

    edited to add: I see this has allready been adressed,nevermind.
     

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  2. Glockdude1

    Glockdude1 Federal Member
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    :laughabove:
     

  3. You might be.....

    If you bookmark this page and send the link to your gun nut buddies.

    This is hilarious and scary at the same exact time.
     
  4. ** IF YOU SKIP MEALS TO SAVE MONEY FOR MORE AMMO

    ** IF YOU GET EXCITED WHEN U GET TO THE RANGE AND FIND SOME "RICH OR STUPID" PERSON LEFT THEIR NICEY SHINY BRASS FOR YOU

    ** IF WHILE LOOKING IN THE CLASSIFIED'S FOR USED GUNS IT ANNOYS YOU THAT SOMEONE CAN'T SPELL THE NAME OF THEIR FIREARM

    ** IF YOU SEE THE WORD "LOCK" ANYWHERE AND THINK IF HAD IT HAD A
    "G" IN FRONT OF IT IT WOULD BE PERFECTION

    ** IF WHILE SINGING HYMNS IN CHURCH YOU THINK ITS WAY COOL WHEN ITS ON PAGE NUMBER 308,223,9,45,10,40,260 (YOU GET THE IDEA)

    ** IF YOU HEAR ABOUT A ROBBERY AT THE LOCAL QUICKIE MART WHERE THE CLERK DEFENDED THEMSELVES WITH A FIREARM AND YOU BECOME JEALOUS WISHING YOU HAD THE "PRIVELEGE"

    ** IF WHILE WATCHING A MOVIE WITH RELATIVE OR FRIEND YOU QUIZ EACH OTHER ON WHAT GUN JUST FLASHED ON THE SCREEN

    ** IF WHEN LOOKING AT A NEW CAR YOU BRING A TAPE MEASURE TO SEE WHAT "TOYS" WHILE FIT IN WHICH COMPARTMENTS OR HOW MUCH AMMO IT WILL HOLD

    ** IF WHILE SHOWERING YOU KEEP YOUR GLOCK HANDY BECAUSE WE ALL KNOW HOW DURABLE THEY ARE

    ** IF IN ABOVE SITUATION U HAD THE "MARINE SPRING CUPS" INSTALLED ON YOUR FIRING PIN JUST IN CASE YOU TAKE A BATH OR ITS A HEAVY SHOWER

    ** IF ITS 0322 HOURS YOU HAVE TO WORK AT 1400 BUT FEEL ITS MORE FUN TO MAKE UP GUN NUT POSTS ON GLOCK TALK

    ** IF YOU THINK 1400 IS A WAYS OFF AND WONDER JUST HOW MUCH SLEEP YOU REALLY NEED TILL YOU CAN GET UP EARLY...GO TO THE RANGE AND THEN GO TO WORK

    ** IF THE 30/30 INTERSTATE SIGN ANNOYS YOU BECAUSE YOU KNOW THAT YOUR 308,7 MAG OR 30-06 (however u say it) IS BALLISTICALLY SUPERIOR
    :clown:
     
  5. LewisQ

    LewisQ 357SIG/10mm

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    Done that ;) Not to mention buying class III stuff for birthdays (seriously!)
     
  6. I've done all of the above.

    I've not bought cars because gun cases would not fit into them. I've even brought gun cases to the new car dealerships to see if they would fit inside the car.
     
  7. Yup.

    Especially .357 and .45. I got a gun nut buddy that's in the chior, and when 357 and 45 come up we just grin back at each other.:supergrin:

    Actually, they usually quiz me.....

    Nope. My revolver I do though. Cuz I don't have a GLOCK yet. (It's ridiculous to take it off lock it up, and come back in 15 minutes to put it right back on, so I take it in there with me. That's why they make those silicone gun socks...)
     
  8. Glockdude1

    Glockdude1 Federal Member
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    ....if this thread keeps getting better!!!

    :cool:
     
  9. ....if this thread keeps getting better!!!

    ...
    You might be a gun nut IF: After reading the above line you hope this becomes popular, they compile a top ten actual list. And in continued hope they reward any contributor to the top ten with a hi cap mag for his/her fav. GLOCK.
     
  10. You might be a gun nut if.....

    You can hear an anti gun comment or a completely wrong statement about owning guns, ammunition, hunting, concealed carry, self defense, freedom, and the 2nd Amendment... when said comment was whispered... on the other side of the room.

    You definately ARE a gun nut if, after hearing that whispered comment, you make a bee line over to engage that person in conversation hoping to educate them.
     
  11. You might be a gun nut if.....

    You go to the range on a beautiful Sunday afternoon with your kids, 18 firing points full of people shooting.

    And your 14 year old daughter is the best shot on the line. :)

    She made daddy proud shooting off hand groups smaller than most of the guys using a bench rest.

    This was her best target of the day. 5 shots off hand 50 yards on the A23 target.
     
  12. Glockdude1

    Glockdude1 Federal Member
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    vafish,

    Nice shooting........ :number1:

    :cool:
     

  13. We got one on of those on the South side of Canton, Ohio too! :cool:
     
  14. My next cat is going to be named either Baby GLOCK or EXXDE! ;)
     
  15. Does selling plasma count????

    Not that I have ever done that, and I donate blood regularly, but I did THINK about it.
     
  16. If you think the Second Amendment got jipped, cause it should have been the First Amendment.
     
  17. :laughabove: :rofl: :animlol: Yes I do!


    :freak:






    :reindeer: :50cal:
     
  18. Glockdude1

    Glockdude1 Federal Member
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    :goodpost: :banana: :thumbsup: :tempted:

    :cool:
     
  19. DeadMansLife

    DeadMansLife Senior Member

    You might be a gun nut IF you've ever.....

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    posted you kids target on the internet to brag!

    Good teaching Valfish :supergrin:
     
  20. IF:

    Having no other use for it......you buy a heavy duty handcart and use it for transporting massive amounts of ammo you buy at the gun show and return said cart to store the same day you used it or day after you used it to get your money back to buy other gun related toys.


    (now now no whining ya'll know its a good idea):rollsmiley:
     

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