"You Might Be A Gun Nut If"

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Glockdude1, Nov 24, 2002.


  1. Glockdude1

    Glockdude1 Federal Member
    CLM

    22,355
    423
    Best thread on GT!!

    :thumbsup:
     

    Wanna kill these ads? We can help!
  2. Glockdude1

    Glockdude1 Federal Member
    CLM

    22,355
    423
    .......You want AK-47 Ice Cube trays.........
    [​IMG]

    :cool:
     

    #1242 Glockdude1, Nov 13, 2011
    Last edited: Nov 14, 2011
  3. Yes, It's back!

    How about, you know your daughter's a gun nut when she see's your old .22 and decides she wants her own because you have one (and then won't let you shoot hers!)
     
  4. Hour13

    Hour13 Tah-dah!

    2,139
    0
    -If you beat your head every time you hear a hammer cocked, or a safety flicked on TV, and the character is holding a Glock.
    -You don't buy groceries in bulk, but you spent an hour explaining to your GF/wife how it makes more financial sense to buy ammo in bulk.
    -You have the reports of the '86 Miami/FBI shootout memorized.
    -You can't juggle, but you can change magazines in the blink of an eye.
    -You can tell if your gun is loaded with the 180gr carry ammo or 165gr home ammo by the weight of the gun.
    -You marveled at the beautifully executed "Mozambique" in the pilot episode of the old Miami Vice tv show.
    -You hear "limp-wristing" and don't think it's a gay joke.
    -"GlockTalk" is at the top of your bookmarked sites, followed by a slew of bulk ammo sites.
     
  5. Angry Fist

    Angry Fist *******!!®
    Lifetime Member
    1. Glock Talk's Drunk Squad

    35,306
    2,108
    My pigeon-slinga has been on the front porch for two months....
     
  6. Texas357

    Texas357 Señor Member
    CLM

    7,908
    2
    -You have bought a gun in the parking lot of a store that doesn't sell guns.
    -You have bought a gun in the parking lot of a store that does sell guns.
     
  7. If you read through 1245 posts to reply to this thread.

    NN
     
  8. .. If you read this as 1000+ ways to become a bigger gun nut!
     
  9. Glockdude1

    Glockdude1 Federal Member
    CLM

    22,355
    423
    When your kids were babies, you would sneak into their room and dab a little Hoppe's #9 under their nose's, so they could enjoy the scent as much as you have..........

    :supergrin:
     
  10. ..if your fiancée's AR-15 cost more than her wedding ring...
     
    #1250 alexanderg23, May 4, 2012
    Last edited: May 4, 2012
  11. Hour13

    Hour13 Tah-dah!

    2,139
    0
    :rofl::animlol::rofl:

    Oh man, this for the win!
     
  12. Angry Fist

    Angry Fist *******!!®
    Lifetime Member
    1. Glock Talk's Drunk Squad

    35,306
    2,108
    Hell, It's my new cologne. :supergrin:
     
  13. SpectreRider

    SpectreRider Armed Citizen

    939
    0
    If the letters and numbers on your vanity license plate are gun related.

    e.g. m4
    ar 15
    P226
    2A 4EVR
     
    #1253 SpectreRider, May 12, 2012
    Last edited: May 12, 2012
  14. Aught - noun: 1. A cipher (0); zero
    2. Aughts: the first decade of a century, especially the years 1900 - 1909 or 2000 to 2009

    As in "thirty aught-six"
    . The 30 caliber invented in nineteen aught six.
     
    #1254 ADK_40GLKr, May 16, 2012
    Last edited: May 16, 2012
  15. -If you're a dentist and you have a reloading set-up in a vacant room.
    DOC
     
  16. Glockdude1

    Glockdude1 Federal Member
    CLM

    22,355
    423
    ......When you argue about "thirty alt six" vs "aught six".

    :tongueout:
     
  17. I guess we're ALL GUN NUTS, then!
     
  18. Lone_Wolfe

    Lone_Wolfe Sandbox Refugee
    CLM
    1. Glock Talk's Drunk Squad

    31,248
    1,477
    If you're still subscribed to this damn thread even though you haven't owned or shot a gun in years.


    Actually, I don't know how to unsubscribe. :embarassed: :rofl:
     
  19. Glockdude1

    Glockdude1 Federal Member
    CLM

    22,355
    423

Loading...
Similar Threads Forum Date
AIDE: Obama Admin invaded Libya 'without any idea of what might come next'... Political Issues Aug 20, 2015
Car Guys (and Gals) Might Like This The Okie Corral Aug 19, 2015
Glock 39 .45 GAP..Might Be Next. General Glocking Aug 15, 2015
My daughter just P-owned me, TWD you might be next. The Okie Corral Aug 14, 2015
They Lyon sisters might finally be coming home The Okie Corral Jul 16, 2015

Share This Page

Duty Gear at CopsPlus