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"You Might Be A Gun Nut If"

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Glockdude1, Nov 24, 2002.


  1. Glockdude1

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    Best thread on GT!!

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  2. Glockdude1

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    .......You want AK-47 Ice Cube trays.........
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  3. SomeDay

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    Yes, It's back!

    How about, you know your daughter's a gun nut when she see's your old .22 and decides she wants her own because you have one (and then won't let you shoot hers!)
     
  4. Hour13

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    Tah-dah!

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    -If you beat your head every time you hear a hammer cocked, or a safety flicked on TV, and the character is holding a Glock.
    -You don't buy groceries in bulk, but you spent an hour explaining to your GF/wife how it makes more financial sense to buy ammo in bulk.
    -You have the reports of the '86 Miami/FBI shootout memorized.
    -You can't juggle, but you can change magazines in the blink of an eye.
    -You can tell if your gun is loaded with the 180gr carry ammo or 165gr home ammo by the weight of the gun.
    -You marveled at the beautifully executed "Mozambique" in the pilot episode of the old Miami Vice tv show.
    -You hear "limp-wristing" and don't think it's a gay joke.
    -"GlockTalk" is at the top of your bookmarked sites, followed by a slew of bulk ammo sites.
     
  5. Angry Fist

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    My pigeon-slinga has been on the front porch for two months....
     
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    -You have bought a gun in the parking lot of a store that doesn't sell guns.
    -You have bought a gun in the parking lot of a store that does sell guns.
     
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    If you read through 1245 posts to reply to this thread.

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    .. If you read this as 1000+ ways to become a bigger gun nut!
     
  9. Glockdude1

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    When your kids were babies, you would sneak into their room and dab a little Hoppe's #9 under their nose's, so they could enjoy the scent as much as you have..........

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    ..if your fiancée's AR-15 cost more than her wedding ring...
     
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  11. Hour13

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    Tah-dah!

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    :rofl::animlol::rofl:

    Oh man, this for the win!
     
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    Hell, It's my new cologne. :supergrin:
     
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    If the letters and numbers on your vanity license plate are gun related.

    e.g. m4
    ar 15
    P226
    2A 4EVR
     
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    Aught - noun: 1. A cipher (0); zero
    2. Aughts: the first decade of a century, especially the years 1900 - 1909 or 2000 to 2009

    As in "thirty aught-six"
    . The 30 caliber invented in nineteen aught six.
     
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    -If you're a dentist and you have a reloading set-up in a vacant room.
    DOC
     
  16. Glockdude1

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    ......When you argue about "thirty alt six" vs "aught six".

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    I guess we're ALL GUN NUTS, then!
     
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    If you're still subscribed to this damn thread even though you haven't owned or shot a gun in years.


    Actually, I don't know how to unsubscribe. :embarassed: :rofl:
     
  20. Glockdude1

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