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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Glockdude1, Nov 24, 2002.
Best thread on GT!!
Wanna kill these ads? We can help!
.......You want AK-47 Ice Cube trays.........
Yes, It's back!
How about, you know your daughter's a gun nut when she see's your old .22 and decides she wants her own because you have one (and then won't let you shoot hers!)
-If you beat your head every time you hear a hammer cocked, or a safety flicked on TV, and the character is holding a Glock.
-You don't buy groceries in bulk, but you spent an hour explaining to your GF/wife how it makes more financial sense to buy ammo in bulk.
-You have the reports of the '86 Miami/FBI shootout memorized.
-You can't juggle, but you can change magazines in the blink of an eye.
-You can tell if your gun is loaded with the 180gr carry ammo or 165gr home ammo by the weight of the gun.
-You marveled at the beautifully executed "Mozambique" in the pilot episode of the old Miami Vice tv show.
-You hear "limp-wristing" and don't think it's a gay joke.
-"GlockTalk" is at the top of your bookmarked sites, followed by a slew of bulk ammo sites.
My pigeon-slinga has been on the front porch for two months....
-You have bought a gun in the parking lot of a store that doesn't sell guns.
-You have bought a gun in the parking lot of a store that does sell guns.
If you read through 1245 posts to reply to this thread.
.. If you read this as 1000+ ways to become a bigger gun nut!
When your kids were babies, you would sneak into their room and dab a little Hoppe's #9 under their nose's, so they could enjoy the scent as much as you have..........
..if your fiancée's AR-15 cost more than her wedding ring...
Oh man, this for the win!
Hell, It's my new cologne.
If the letters and numbers on your vanity license plate are gun related.
Aught - noun: 1. A cipher (0); zero
2. Aughts: the first decade of a century, especially the years 1900 - 1909 or 2000 to 2009
As in "thirty aught-six"
. The 30 caliber invented in nineteen aught six.
-If you're a dentist and you have a reloading set-up in a vacant room.
......When you argue about "thirty alt six" vs "aught six".
I guess we're ALL GUN NUTS, then!
Hey Glockdude, someone's trying to steal your thunder!
If you're still subscribed to this damn thread even though you haven't owned or shot a gun in years.
Actually, I don't know how to unsubscribe. :embarassed:
They have a long way to go!!
..........Instead of pictures on your walls, you have targets in frames, with excellent groups on your walls.........
Glad you are still here LW!!!