"You Might Be A Gun Nut If"

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  1. Hydraulicman

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    You use a lee dipper to measure out your coffee grounds in the morning.
     

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    You know the amount coffee for your coffee maker uses in grains..... :supergrin:
     

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    -Every time you open the hood of your car you find more brass because you use the hood as a shooting rest.

    -You put a scabbard on your dual sport because you know some awesome places to shoot that you just can't get to in a truck.

    -You buy a rifle that was just to go a deal to pass up even though you're on a road trip on a motorcycle 1500 miles from home.
     
  4. Glockdude1

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    ....And you find out you use to OWN that same rifle!!!

    Post # 12,000 for me!!!!
     
  5. BicycleDay43

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    If: While watching CJ in dawn of the dead get cornered your attention was on the glock magazine being ejected and it took you less than 1 second to realize it was a clinton ban mag cause it only holds 10 rounds..
     
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  6. snorko

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    You stop in your favorite gun store and the owner says "Great, you're here, I need to run to the bank". He then leaves you alone and in charge of the store.
     
  7. Glockdude1

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    ......The owner comes back and finds you sold several guns while he was at the bank......

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    ...Including that one that's been on the wall for years!
     
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    By the way: That last one was reason number 1,000!!!!

    Talk about a milestone!!!!!
     
  10. snorko

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    Yeah, I knew I was "in" when he showed me how to call in NICS checks and run the register
     
  11. Glockdude1

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    :goodpost::agree:
     
  12. Glockdude1

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    ... if you woke your wife up (after she worked all night) and said you've got to see this: ILikeGuns http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-TC2xTCb_GU and she liked it!! (After almost 40 yrs of marriage - Oh yes I did, and I even lived to tell about it!):okie:
    ... if you spent an hour searching the internet to get a bio on Steve Lee
    ... if you knew he couldn't have shot that video in Land of Oz or the US
    ... if you've already sent ILikeGuns to all your gun friends and you are now sending it to your anti relatives:tongueout:
    ... if you check daily to see if ILikeGuns on youtube has hit a million yet
    Love this thread:number1:
     
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    Cool vid for sure :)
    It's only the second half of the vid he had to leave australia to film.
     
  15. Glockdude1

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    ...........You wish this was a real Glock 26.
    [​IMG]

    :cool:
     
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    You propose within 24 hours of seeing her father's gun safes.
     
  17. Glockdude1

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    .........You actualy wore out a AK-47.......

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  18. getyourgunon

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    you know your a gun nut when you leave the house with a empty hard case to go shooting only to return with a new rifle in the case after your wife said one more gun and she was gone. true story happend to me sure do miss her.when i ain't shooting anyway.must of been gunsafe number three that pushed over the edge.
     
  19. getyourgunon

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    you might be a gun nut if you wear thunderwear holster underware,i could she the neighbors wife watering her flowers as i jog by,is that a model 17 longslide in your pants or are you glad to she me.
     
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