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"You Might Be A Gun Nut If"

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Glockdude1, Nov 24, 2002.

  1. SomeDay

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    If you lock your kids in the safe instead of the guns (j/k of course).

    Thanks Navy for the recap!
     
  2. Joshua1432

    Joshua1432 Yeah Im Only 14

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    Haha No :supergrin:

    Im 14 remember :) No guns, or kids (Obviously) haha
     

  3. DriBak

    DriBak GUNS UP Millennium Member

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    You spend more time with your guns than your wife:whistling::embarassed:
     
  4. It always made perfect sense to you that Sledge Hammer used to talk to his gun, and you couldn't understand why the other characters on the show thought this was wierd.

    "Who you talking to?"
    "No one."
     
  5. Glockdude1

    Glockdude1 Federal Member CLM

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    And you prefer it that way!!!!! :rofl:
     
  6. Can't afford health insurance, but I'm dying for someone to break in.
     
  7. fwm

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    I always thought it was 30 ought 6, like in double ought buckshot '00 buck' where ought means zero.
     
  8. Navy HMC

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    awt six-Northeast (especially Mass.)
    alt six-Southern states
    "O" six-those with proper imglish
    ought six-shotgunners.
    aught six-midwest

    All are right. Not matter how you say it, the .30-06 is a great round.
     
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  9. fwm

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    It's all just an old fashion way of saying 'zero'
     
  10. Caleb123

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    you just skipped a class to spend the last 2 1/2 hours reading this entire thing. :whistling:
     
  11. you don't register your bridal pattern at Sears, you register your favorite caliber at your local gun store.
     
  12. Nicko

    Nicko GTDS FOR LIFE

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    -When the mailman needs a pick-up truck to deliver all your monthly gun magazines(the reading material ones)
     
  13. if your FedEx driver makes you take the packages off the truck cause it's so heavy.:whistling:
     
  14. Glockdude1

    Glockdude1 Federal Member CLM

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    ...........With a forklift.......... :supergrin:
     
  15. Texas357

    Texas357 Señor Member CLM

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    You call your local gunshop, and any of the 10 employees who answers will recognize you by voice.

    You go into your local gun shop, and the owner takes you back into his office to show off his new personal toys from his personal safe.
     
  16. You don't buy a gun for two months, and the owner of your favorite gun store sends you a get-well card.
     
  17. Glockdude1

    Glockdude1 Federal Member CLM

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    :rofl:

    Good one!!
     
  18. TWalker

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    You go into a gun store and realize you have 3-5 times as many guns at home as they have for sale, and your gun collection is worth more than your house, and the annual insurance premium on your guns costs more than the one on your new truck.
     
  19. Navy HMC

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    If the first hint that your wife is having PMS is the new T-shirt she bought you that has a bulls-eye on the front.

    ..As well as her locking a magazine in your favorite semi-automatic rifle and chambering a round.
     
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