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"You Might Be A Gun Nut If"

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Glockdude1, Nov 24, 2002.

  1. Navy HMC

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  2. cougar_guy04

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    If your one of the people that helps to put on the ROTC shoots at you're school . . . and you're not ROTC.
     


  3. Navy HMC

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    If you get banned from helping at ROTC shoots because you outshoot all the competitors.
     
  4. cougar_guy04

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    :laughabove: Some of the guys and gals there, it doesn't take much.
     
  5. Glockdude1

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    The first time I went to F.L.E.T.C in Ga for training, I shot a "smiley face" with the 9mm pistols we were using. The instructors were NOT smiling when they saw my target. Yes, I passed, but I was warned NOT to do it again. Some people just don't have a sense of humor!!!!

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  6. Josh885

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    I got it for x-mas as kind of a joke gift. I thought it had some funny stuff in it especially some of the pictures. :animlol:
     
  7. IF you didn't realize that HOPPE's #9 IS NOT an aftershave lotion until you read this thread.
     
  8. Glockdude1

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    ......Every time you hear a car back fire, you try to guess what caliber it could be.......... ;)
     
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    When you hear on TV one person ask another, "Are you packing?" You quickly look up to see if you can get a glimpse of their carry rig, but, sadly, you see a suitcase on the screen and they were talking about packing for a trip.

    This happened to me earlier this week.:rofl:

    Mike, yeah, I'm a gun nut.
     
  10. Lynn D

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    What bullseye?
    You might be a gun nut if....


    ....The new nurses on your unit approach and tell you about the "citizen" in the trauma bay that shot his *ahem* nether regions, and you turn it into a discussion about "appendix vs. SOB" carry and "Mexican vs. holstered" and conclude the discussion with the importance of the "4 rules"....

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  11. Glockdude1

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  12. Lynn D

    Lynn D Bullseye?

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    What bullseye?
    Unfortunately, said incident occurred while I was off duty....
     
  13. ReyFufuRulesAll

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  16. Navy HMC

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    If you think there is just something satisfying about the sound of a pump shotgun being racked-as long as you're not on the wrong side of the barrell.

    If you have ever said “a bad day shooting beats a good day working everytime”.

    If you have ever gone over to a buddies house to help him clean guns, but your real reason is because he has a few that you want drool over.