"You Might Be A Gun Nut If"

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Glockdude1, Nov 24, 2002.


  1. David_G17

    David_G17 /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/

    -if you're only dating/marrying a girl so you can shoot her gun collection.
    -if the wallpaper on your desktop is firearm related
    -if the wallpaper in a room of your house is firearm related
    -if you have no wallpaper or house, but live in a dug-out underground bunker to keep your guns safe :)
     

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  2. Glockdude1

    Glockdude1 Federal Member
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    -If you find out the girl you are dating/marrying whose FATHER has a huge collection of guns you hope to inherit......SOON

    ;N
     

  3. David_G17

    David_G17 /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/

    -if you mount a red laser sight on it.
    -if you have range data sheets for it.
    -if she uses it in weaver stance just so you'll be quiet.
    -if you had to buy her another bottle after your failed attempt at converting one to full-auto.

    -if CNN does a report on gun control and shows a table of guns from a gun show, and one of them has your name engraved on the side.
    -if you carry pictures of your guns in your wallet
    -if you ever heard gun shots outside your house late at night, but fell into a state of sheer panic because you couldn't decide which gun to grab.
     
  4. -if you carry pictures of your guns in your wallet
    -if you ever heard gun shots outside your house late at night, but fell into a state of sheer panic because you couldn't decide which gun to grab. ;Q ;Q ;Q
     
  5. Glockdude1

    Glockdude1 Federal Member
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    And I thought Nobody knew!!!!!

    ;N
     
  6. Gunrnr

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    You might be a Fancier of Firearms if you know exactly what the following ad refers to:

    "SHOTGUNS: Beretta pin tail 12 ga, lnib $425. Zabota 20 ga. SxS, 26" M and F, $225. Call xxx-xxxx"

    (actual ad in Albuquerque Journal, 13 Dec 2002)
     
  7. Guest

    you have emptied all your tool boxes of tools to fill them with ammo

    you cant remember to take your heart medication but you can recall every date when you had a FTF in your glock

    You really spent time deciding if getting a Glock tattoo was really a good idea or not?

    when you have no need for search engines...you have every gun website bookmarked

    you bought a DVD player just so you could pause the scenes when a pistol was fired when it was locked back and empty.

    you give family members gift certificates to the gun range for christmas..

    you get mad when all the good first person shooter video games never feature glocks as a sidearm

    You pray for the day that we never get ray-guns..cause how can you justify buying that new reloading bench???

    The local bar filed a missing persons report and you were turned in by the clerk at the gun counter at wal-mart.

    The first place you went when you got your CCL was to walmart

    your PIN number is your serial number ERU+++

    your kids car seat has been on recall for 3 months...but you call Glock daily to find out how much longer it will be until you get your new frame.
     
  8. Gunrnr

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    ...real Fanciers of Firearms don't shop WW's gun counter

    ;g
     
  9. geminicricket

    geminicricket NRA Life member

    I was doing trigger control on my weed-eater before I ever bought a gun.
     
  10. Glockdude1

    Glockdude1 Federal Member
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  11. Squadman

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    -if your favorites in the computer only have one folder, "guns."
    -when your wife have .357 sig brass as earings
    -at the tupperware party you show them your Glock
    -your gold tooth is made of melted brass
    -you get arrested for possesion of a gram of black powder
    -your kids have Glock as middle names
    -your kids bike is on a bipod
    -you go out with bird watchers with a 3-9 scope
    -your walkman is made by Peltor
    -your kids vocabulary consists; ballistics, trajectory, clusters, magnums, parallax
     
  12. David_G17

    David_G17 /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/

    long before they learn words like "mama" and "daddy" ;)
     
  13. smeet5150

    smeet5150 Southern Son

    I love this thread
     
  14. David_G17

    David_G17 /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/

    btt for the heck of it.
     
  15. Glockdude1

    Glockdude1 Federal Member
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    Truly a thread that has a little bit of all of us here on GT............

    ;N
     
  16. Squadman

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    -Your wife loves to shop at Glockstore, Glockmeister, Topglock etc.
    -You shower the bride and groom with brass
    -You double tap when knocking on doors
    -You get excited when you see the Target store logo
    -You buy your kids a book each and buy yourself five gun magazines
    -Your tennis attire has Glock logos
    -Your Golf bag has a gun compartment
    -You lubricate your kid's bikes with Hoppe's
    -Your banana holds 40 rounds
    -Your car is coated with tennifer
    -You light your charcoal with gun powder
    -Your kids would rather go to a gun show than Kings Dominion or Disney World
    -You are the only one with a vest without a camera
     
  17. okie

    okie GT Mayor

    Guess I am a gun nut;P :cool:
     
  18. Gunrnr

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    You guys aren't helpin' me out a bit...I still have to stand up at the meeting every Tuesday and Thursday night and say, "My name is Gunrunner and I'm a Gunaholic". Fortunately the "meeting after the meeting"... is at the range.
     
  19. PuroMexicano

    PuroMexicano VIVA MEXICO !!!

    btt, this is the best thread ever ;f ;f ;f ;f ;f

    Maybe someone can come up with more after 2 yrs. ;)
     
  20. Glockdude1

    Glockdude1 Federal Member
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    you might be a gun nut, if after 3 years, you still resemble all of the above!!!

    ;N
     

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