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"You Might Be A Gun Nut If"

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Glockdude1, Nov 24, 2002.

  1. Glockdude1

    Glockdude1 Federal Member CLM

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    .......You know what "tourist season" is, but you REALLY WANT it to be POLITICIAN SEASON!!!

    (with no limits!!!)

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  2. cougar_guy04

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    :laughabove: Then none of the politicians would campaign in downstate IL.
     

  3. Frijj

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    you might be gun nut if........



























    .....your girlfriend comes home and catches you stood naked with your GLOCK COCKED and ready to ROCK!:animlol:
     
  4. OhioLibertarian

    OhioLibertarian Senior Member!?

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    I'll give you 3 guesses..
    Or your girlfriend comes home and finds you wearing nothing but a smile detail stripping and cleaning a mauser action on the kitchen counter.............



    Nope, that never happened to me.
     
  5. Glockdude1

    Glockdude1 Federal Member CLM

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    Suuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrre.......... ;)

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  6. Navy HMC

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    Would never happen-Hoppes doesn't react well with certain..."sensitive spots" :animlol: :supergrin: :animlol:
     
  7. vafish

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    Rem oil on the other hand........
     
  8. Glockdude1

    Glockdude1 Federal Member CLM

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    :laughabove: :animlol: :laughabove: :animlol:

    I almost spilled my beer on that one!!!

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  9. USAret

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    This thread is headed toward....................some road other than intended, next we will be discussing Gun Butter, LSA, or GAA.
     
  10. Navy HMC

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    Well, you know that gun butter is actually quite good on toast!

    :supergrin: :animlol: :supergrin: :banana: :rofl: :banana:
     
  11. Frijj

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    was always curious.....anyone?
     
  13. vafish

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    Yeah but Kentucky Jelly is nasty on toast.
     
  14. vafish

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    Think of Jethro doing his cyphers.
     
  15. sario528

    sario528 Nobody Home

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    If the sound of full auto fire makes you feel warm inside.
     
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    ....and also when you smell the fresh smell of gunpowder.



    ooooh ya all warm and fuzzy inside :drool:
     
  17. Glockdude1

    Glockdude1 Federal Member CLM

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    ........And you KNOW what weapon/caliber fired it!!!

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  18. Glockdude1

    Glockdude1 Federal Member CLM

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    ........And you KNOW what weapon/caliber fired it!!!

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  19. vafish

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    "This is the AK-47 assault rifle, the preferred weapon of your enemy; and it makes a distinctive sound when fired at you, so remember it"

    Gunny Highway, Heartbreak Ridge
     
  20. vafish

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    You might be a One Nut Gun Nut if:

    http://www.wtopnews.com/?nid=456&sid=976235

    Man Accidentally Shoots Himself in Groin


    WICHITA, Kan. (AP) - A botched kidnapping ended with one of the assailants shooting himself in the groin, Wichita police said. The man had just stuck the gun back into his waistband when it fired, shooting him in the left testicle.