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"You Might Be A Gun Nut If"

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Glockdude1, Nov 24, 2002.

  1. Navy HMC

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  2. timzj

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    -You mention getting a porn mag at Wal-Mart and your friends ask "Guns & Ammo or Shotgun News?"
     


  3. Just asked this one where Mozambique is. He has no clue.



    13 year old son shooting USPSA:

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  4. Walter45Auto

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    ...If you see Navy's post above, and are now disappointed that you haven't learned the Mozambique drill yet...


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  5. Walter45Auto

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    If you can't drag your butt out of bed at 8 or 10 during the week, but on Saturday morning you're up and on GLOCKTALK before 6:30. (But to be fair..... I AM getting my stuff together for dog training, and to go to the gunrange after training.:supergrin: )


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  6. Glockdude1

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    ......A family member buys you a bottle of Hoppes #9 as a gift, and you use it as colgone!!!!!!

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  7. cougar_guy04

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    You might be a gun nut if:
    ...you know you picked the right college after you find out they have a school sponsored gun club.
    ...you've ever decided to go clean the Gun Club's guns with a bunch of the RO's instead of going out on a Saturday night.
    ...same as above but with reloading ammo instead of cleaning guns.
     
  8. Glockdude1

    Glockdude1 Federal Member CLM

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    .........You have 3 children, who's first initial's of each name are "N.R.A"......... ;)

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  9. Or your daughter gets a scholarship to a college on the rifle (or shotgun) team.


    (FYI - Last time I counted there were 27 NCAA Division 1 colleges with rifle teams and scholarships. There are quite a few more with shotgun teams)
     
  10. Glockdude1

    Glockdude1 Federal Member CLM

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    ........Your son and/or daughter is competing in a college gun match, and you are the only one in the stand with a pair of binoculars so huge, people swear they look like 2 telescopes bolted together!!!!

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  11. The new all electronis targets at the OTC were driving me crazy. I can't stand to watch my kid shoot.
     
  12. bulwaagh

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    You clean out your truck and find 150 rounds of forgotten ammunition you bought 4 months ago because it was on sale....
     
  13. Navy HMC

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    If after reading about the Mozambique drill you spend 150 rounds trying to become proficient with it.

    If you are pleased that you picked up the Mozambique drill quickly after you found out what it was.:banana:
     
  14. Walter45Auto

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    As soon as I can get time to go to the range I wll!:supergrin:


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  15. timzj

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    -Your friends don't call shotgun when riding in your car, they call assault rifle
    -and you expect them to carry one
     
  16. cougar_guy04

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    When transporting guns to the range for your gun club's first "big shoot" of the year, you discover that you can fit 17 cased long guns in your car. (I know, it's kind of weak, but I was impressed at the capacity)

    God bless the American-made land yachts
     
  17. Navy HMC

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    Light weight! :supergrin: How about 10 long arms and 15 pistols in a Fiero with two occupants? :tongueout:
    :supergrin: :banana:

    It'll work though to get on the list.
     
  18. Glockdude1

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    :laughabove: