"You Might Be A Gun Nut If" -If You've ever dabbed a little Hoppe's on your neck before going on a date... -If you bought checkering tools, checkered all your gunstocks and are now starting on the bedposts... -If you cannot really recall just how many guns you own... -Surplus ammunition suppliers call you to see if there was anything you were looking for... -If you bought a gun from a gunshop, only to realize you used to own it years ago... -If you've ever shot out a 1911 barrel......... -If you save brass and have a case tumbler, but don't reload... -If you ever stripped the paint off of your car and then blued it -If you've ever bought ammo for a caliber you didn,t shoot, thinking that someday you might own a gun in that caliber... -If your computer passwords are gun related... -If your five-year-old can detail strip and fully reassemble an M-1 Garand............ -If you take your guns out of the safe and handle them, just so you can wipe them down before going to bed... -If your local gunsmith calls you for obsolete parts... -If you home-school and use ballistic tables for math lessons... -If your gun safe is bigger than your refrigerator... -If the speedometer on your car is in both m.p.h. and fps... -If you call Brownells and they recognize your voice... -If you own reloading dies for calibers that you do not shoot... -If you understand Smith and Wesson's model numbers... -If you ever bought two different brands of the same bullet just to see which one "shot better"... -If you've ever had to explain "that it's not the same gun it's a variant!"... -If watching the Lion King gives you the itch for a .470 Nitro... -If you cut out your best groups and carry them in your wallet like photos... -If you've ever gone to a gun show three times in one month, and were excited every time... -If you feel that a golf course is a willful and deliberate misuse of a perfectly good rifle range... -If you ever accidentally seasoned a steak with FFFFg black powder... -If your brass tumbler used to be a small cement mixers. -If you identify the gun on the cover of Dillon's Blue Press before you notice the girl... -If you make $30/hr at work and spent 35 min- on your knees at the range looking for that last piece of .40 brass... -If you have guns in your safes that you can't for the life of you remember how you came by... -If the FBI asks you to identify firearms they can't... -If ammo manufacturers had to layoff workers when you went to Europe for a month's vacation... -If you know the range of every tree in the neighborhood... -if you can tell the caliber of any spent casing just by feel... -If you plead with the gun shop to hold a rifle/shotgun until you have space for it... -If you can't figure out why your non-shooting friends laugh when you say "Bushmaster"... -If you didn't get that last one because you don't have any "non-shooting" friends... -If you driver's license says "must wear night vision goggles." -If your shoulder is callused... -If manufactures ask you how their rifles hold up. -If you get misty eyed evey time you sell a gun.. -If you alternate Silvertips, Hydra-Shoks and Black Talons in your magazines because they look prettier that way.......... -If you guess windage and range every time you look at a road sign... -If you went out to the range this weekend to shoot up ammo, just so you'd have some brass to reload... -RCBS answers your phone calls, "What have YOU dreamed up this time?".............. Wanna kill these ads? We can help!