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You might be a 1911 addict if:

Discussion in '1911 Forums' started by Zombie Steve, Sep 7, 2009.


  1. Zombie Steve

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    ...you ever had a dream where "cocked and locked" took on a whole new meaning.

    ...your wife has ever made the comment "I didn't think that anything less than 4.25 inches was reliable".

    :whistling:

    ...you've ever had cardboard in your avatar.

    ...you've ever made cardboard grips. :supergrin:

    ...you've ever done the math to figure out how much bodily fluid it would take to buy an Ed Brown.

    ...working on any other trigger is like hot-rodding a 1985 Ford Fiesta.
     

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  2. bac1023

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    :rofl:

    That's great. :supergrin:
     

  3. airflyer

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    40 to 60 weeks giving plasma twice a week already check that out depending which model and features .:embarassed:
     
  4. Javelin

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  5. Zombie Steve

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    ...you've ever walked into some place that has burgundy carpet, and found yourself curiously aroused.

    ...you've petitioned the Pope to canonize John Moses Browning...

    ...you got rid of the velvet Elvis in your living room, and replaced it with a velvet John Moses.

    ...you think of Judgment day, and strive to be a better person so you can meet JMB.

    ...this makes your eyes bleed and you throw up so hard it comes out your nostrils:

    [​IMG]
     
  6. okie

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    I don't dream about 1911's
     
  7. Zombie Steve

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    Dodge Rams?


    Rocky?
     
  8. okie

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    I dream about being on high places and I am askeered of heights:crying:
     
  9. kirgi08

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    Dewd,it's like swimmin in the ocean.It don't matter how deep the water is,youse just usin the top anyway.'08.
     
  10. bac1023

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    :rofl:
     
  11. Spiffums

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    So I read this thread this morning and Dad brought home a gun that someone bought at work. It was this gun......ewwwww I could feel the difference when I picked it up.

    But it sure was worth a laugh.
     
  12. JBnTX

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    ....When you go in a gun store and buy back the same 1911 that you
    sold to them several months ago.

    :whistling:
     
  13. LEAD

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    You are on a government watchlist because no one in a stable state of mind needs to own more than 20 pistols of the same platform.

    You cried when you dropped your favorite 1911, but on more than one occasion have dropped your newborn without expressing remorse.
     
  14. Spiffums

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    I have named this the "Ghetto Blaster"...........Dad isn't talking to me now.
     
  15. Gary1911A1

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    You might be a 1911 Addict when you hear Sheryl Crow sing "Soak Up The Sun" and picture here putting on a 1911 instead of sunblock. I do.:cool:
     
  16. MD357

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    Betcha it has one of those nifty hammer locks..... ya know.... so you can store it in your backpack when you stay at the your friends house. :whistling: :faint:
     
  17. Tactical black

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  18. Spiffums

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    And the keys for this one is said to make for a nice key fob.
     
  19. jtull7

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    If every day you face Ogden, Utah, and pray that God might bless John Moses Browning.
     
  20. BicycleDay43

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    Your name starts with bac..
     
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