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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Jan 5, 2005.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

    Oct 28, 2001
    Muskogee Ok.
    You may be.... I am!!

    We have enjoyed the redneck jokes for years. It's time to take a reflective look at the core beliefs of a culture that values home, family, country and God. If I had to stand before a dozen terrorists who threaten my life, I'd choose a half dozen or so rednecks to back me up. Tire irons, squirrel guns and grit -- that's what rednecks are made of. I hope I am one of those. If you feel the same, pass this on to your redneck friends. Ya`ll know who ya are...

    You might be a redneck if. . .

    It never occurred to you to be offended by the phrase, "One nation, under God. . "

    You've never protested about seeing the 10 Commandments posted in public places.

    You still say "Merry Christmas" instead of "Happy holidays."

    You bow your head when someone prays.

    You stand and place your hand over your heart when they play the National Anthem.

    You treat VietNam vets with respect, and always have.

    You've never burned an American flag.

    You know what you believe and you aren't afraid to say so, no matter who is listening.

    You respect your elders and expect your kids to do the same.

    You'd give your last dollar to a friend.

  2. Dennis in MA

    Dennis in MA Get off my lawn

    Aug 16, 2001
    Taunton, MA
    Oh crud. I'm a redneck.