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You May Be Taliban If...

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by SecondHandJokes, Mar 31, 2013.


  1. SecondHandJokes

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    1.. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to liquor.

    2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can?t afford shoes.

    3. You have more wives than teeth.

    4. You wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon ?unclean.?

    5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.

    6. You can?t think of anyone you haven?t declared Jihad against.

    7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing.

    8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.

    9. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four.

    10. You?ve always had a crush on your neighbor?s goat.
     

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  2. phonejack

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    If your wife's burqa is white, she may belong to the Klan!
     

  3. itstime

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  4. Angry Fist

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  5. Ronny

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    11. You were trained and armed by the US military in the late 1970's and then used those weapons against a similar invasion by those who armed and trained you.
     
  6. SCmasterblaster

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    Jihad!! HaHaHaHaHa!!!! :cool:
     
  7. JBCIII

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    ...you have a long flowing beard, you hang out in a desert, and you are *not* in ZZTop...
     
  8. SCmasterblaster

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    HehHehHehHehHeh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  9. LASTRESORT20

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    *And...If your wife's burqa is Black, she may belong to the Black Panther party!
     
  10. SCmasterblaster

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    Does it still exist anywhere?
     
  11. average nobody

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    hahaha
     
  12. Paul53

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    You have trouble opening a jar of peanut butter, declare jihad on Skippy
     
  13. SCmasterblaster

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    :supergrin::supergrin: and I hate peanut butter.