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You Know You're Getting Old When...

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by revbrown, Apr 19, 2003.

  1. revbrown

    revbrown useless member

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    ... you decide to go out on the town for the evening - pick out some nice duds to wear - get dressed - get geared up making sure all your weapons are in the right places and spares are immediately available - turn around a bit to make sure you are not printing - pat yourself down to insure everything is in order - and set out with confidence and that secure feeling knowing that you are prepared to defend yourself your family and society at large from any BGs that pose a threat...

    ...and you are having a fine time enjoying the company of family and friends and you find it is time to make your first 'pit stop'...

    ...and find your fly is NOT zipped

    of course - this has NEVER happened to me :cool:
     
  2. SCmasterblaster

    SCmasterblaster Millennium Member

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    Remember - old age is when you forget to zip up.

    Senility is when you forget to zip DOWN!

    ;f
     

  3. DWavs

    DWavs Moderator Moderator

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    That's why I wear sweats!