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You Know You're Getting Old When...

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by revbrown, Apr 19, 2003.

  1. revbrown

    revbrown useless member

    Feb 8, 2003
    ... you decide to go out on the town for the evening - pick out some nice duds to wear - get dressed - get geared up making sure all your weapons are in the right places and spares are immediately available - turn around a bit to make sure you are not printing - pat yourself down to insure everything is in order - and set out with confidence and that secure feeling knowing that you are prepared to defend yourself your family and society at large from any BGs that pose a threat...

    ...and you are having a fine time enjoying the company of family and friends and you find it is time to make your first 'pit stop'...

    ...and find your fly is NOT zipped

    of course - this has NEVER happened to me :cool:
  2. SCmasterblaster

    SCmasterblaster Millennium Member

    Sep 24, 1999
    Hartford, Vermont
    Remember - old age is when you forget to zip up.

    Senility is when you forget to zip DOWN!


  3. DWavs

    DWavs Moderator Moderator

    Feb 10, 2000
    That's why I wear sweats!