close

Privacy guaranteed - Your email is not shared with anyone.

You know your poor if.

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Apr 15, 2003.


  1. okie

    okie
    Expand Collapse
    GT Mayor

    Joined:
    Oct 28, 2001
    64,670
    1,525
    Location:
    Muskogee Ok.
    American Express calls and says, "Do leave home without it!"
    Your idea of a 7-course meal is taking a deep breath
    outside a restaurant.
    You're formulating a plan to rob the food bank.
    Long distance companies don't call you to switch.
    You look at your roommate and see a large fried
    chicken in tennis shoes.
    You finally clean your house, hoping to find change.
    You think of a lottery ticket as an investment.
    You give blood everyday, just for the orange juice.
    Sally Struthers sends you food.
    McDonalds supplies you with all your kitchen condiments.