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You Know Youíre A Biker When...

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by kentley, Sep 12, 2002.

  1. kentley


    Apr 2, 2002
    You ever bought saddlebags so you
    can carry more beer.

    Your girl follows you to the party in a car
    so you can take more beer.

    Your best friends are named after animals.

    Your best shoes have steel toes.

    You have motorcycle parts in the dishwasher.

    Your idea of jewelry is chains and barbwire.

    You can tell what kind of bugs they are
    by the taste of them.

    You're only sunburned on the back of your hands.

    You carry around a crushed beer can in the
    case of soft tar when you park the bike.

    You pull your bike into the motel room and use
    a bath towel to wipe it off.

    Your girl friend has to climb over the bike
    to do the laundry in the basement.

    You carry a picture of your bike in your wallet.

    Any day you ride is a good day.

    Your other vehicle is a truck with motorcycle ramps in it.

    You get hit by a Taxi in N.Y.C., slide 80 yards
    and ride the bike home 30 miles with a fractured hip.

    You've been too drunk to P, but not to drunk to
    ride your bike home.

    Your three-piece suit are Chaps, Leather Vests
    & a Leather Jacket.

    You don't think its a good party till someone
    rides his or her bike in and does doughnuts in
    the living room.

    You wake up next to your girl and your first
    thought is if your bike will start.

    Your kids learn to ride on the back of your bike
    before they can walk.

    Your garage has more square footage than your house.

    Your coffee table collapses from the weight
    of motorcycle magazines on it.

    You throw a party and more bikes show up than cars.

    Your kids take a motorcycle chain to Show and Tell.

    All your ashtrays are pistons from your last
    engine rebuild.

    ;3 ;Z [​IMG]
  2. Thanks, that was great

    You have towels just for your bike

    There is a shelf just for bike cleaning supplies

    Everyone asks you what's wrong with you when you drive your other vehicle

    You call in sick to go riding, because you are having riding withdrawals

  3. Steve Koski

    Steve Koski Got Insurance? Millennium Member

    Jan 31, 1999
    Man I miss my old Virago.
  4. P-Ratt

    P-Ratt Got Glock?

    Jul 29, 2002
    Back home in TX!!
    How about if you skip out on a final due to withdrawl...

    and you just rode it to class?;L ;M
  5. P-Ratt

    P-Ratt Got Glock?

    Jul 29, 2002
    Back home in TX!!
    I would like to add:
    ;0 ;Z ;I
  6. glockin'griff


    Jun 3, 2002
    You consider those stupid deer ornaments on peoples lawns are a very bad joke!

    2002 Harley Davidson V-ROD
  7. matt3310

    matt3310 who me???

    Jun 9, 2002
    SHOOT THE HARLEYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  8. cool, got a pic? mine is a 2002 Heritage
  9. The thing is it will probably still run, but not a rice rocket!
  10. MarksGlock22

    MarksGlock22 The Punisher

    Mar 4, 2002
    How will it still run? It didn't before it was shot.
  11. Jim March

    Jim March Millennium Member

    Mar 1, 1999
    You know why Harley grips are thicker than normal? (And yes, they really are.)

    So the transition from grip to beer can isn't so abrupt.