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You don't know Jack Sh***

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  1. lethal tupperwa

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    Subject: Who is Jack Schitt
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    > For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt? We find
    > ourselves at a loss when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt!'
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    > Well, thanks to my genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an
    > intellectual way.
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    > Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer
    > magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N. Schitt, Inc. They
    > had one son, Jack.
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    > In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The deeply religious couple
    > produced six children: Holie Schitt, Giva Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull
    > Schitt, and the twins Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt.
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    > Against her parents' objections, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a
    > high school dropout. After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt
    > divorced. Noe Schitt later married Ted Sherlock, and because her kids
    > were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was
    > then known as Noe Schitt Sherlock.
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    > Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt, and they produced a son with
    > a rather nervous disposition named Chicken Schitt. Two of the other six
    > children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, were inseparable throughout
    > childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual
    > ceremony. The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the
    > Schitt-Happens nuptials. The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd,
    > and Horse.
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    > Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently
    > returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt.
    >
    > Now when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt,' you can correct
    > them.
    >
    > Sincerely, Crock O. Schitt
    >
    > NOTE: PLEASE PASS THIS ON TO ANYONE WHO NEEDS A LAUGH. REMEMBER:
    > LAUGHING LOWERS THE BLOOD PRESSURE.
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  2. Glockdude1

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    No Schitt?

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  3. 9jeeps

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    I've gotta send that one around to some Azole buddies.:banana:
     
  4. ERASER

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    Nyuk,Nyuk,Nyuk!

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