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Wrigley Field

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by lethal tupperwa, Aug 9, 2008.


  1. lethal tupperwa

    lethal tupperwa
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    A Little Old Lady near Wrigley Field in Chicago...

    A little old lady is walking down the street dragging two large plastic
    garbage bags behind her. One of the bags has a hole in it, and every once in a while
    a $20 bill falls out onto the sidewalk.

    Noticing this, a policeman stops her and says, 'Ma'am, there are $20
    bills falling out of your bag.'

    'Oh, really? Darn!' says the little old lady. 'I'd better go back, and
    see if I can find them. Thanks for telling me.'

    'Well now, not so fast,' says the cop. 'How did you get all that money?
    'You didn't steal it, did you?'

    'Oh, no', says the little old lady. 'You see, my back yard is right next
    to Wrigley Field. On game days, a lot of fans come and pee through
    the fence into my flower garden. So, I stand behind the fence with my
    hedge clippers. Every time some guy tries to pee through the
    fence, I say, '$20 or off it comes'.

    'Well, that seems only fair,' laughs the cop. 'OK. Good luck!'

    'Oh, by the way, what's in the other bag?'

    'Well, you know', says the little old lady, 'not everybody pays!!'
     
  2. DriBak

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  3. Jazz5

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