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Wrestling??

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by VonFatman, May 15, 2002.


  1. VonFatman

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    Two dads from the neighborhood were standing
    around watching their kids play on the playground.
    These guys are always trying to top each other with
    new jokes. One of the dads, Pete, pipes up and asks
    Bob if he knew anything about wrestling. Bob
    proceeds to tell him a thing or two, and walks up
    behind Pete and puts his right arm through his right
    armpit and his hand on Pete's neck.
    "What's this called?" Bob asks.
    "That's a half-nelson," Pete says as his right arm was
    pushed up over his head.
    "Very good, Petey," Bob replied. "Now, what's this?"
    He did the same exact thing to Pete's left arm leaving
    him with both hands over his head while standing
    behind him.
    "That's a full-nelson," Pete said, trying to figure out
    what Bob's joke could be.
    "Right!" Bob said. Then, remaining behind Pete with
    both his hands forcing Pete's over by putting pressure
    on his neck, Bob bent Pete over and began grinding
    his hips into his ass. "What's this?" Bob said.
    "I don't know," Pete admitted.
    Bob shouted, "It's a Father Nelson!"
     
  2. GlocksRock

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    ;L ;L ;L ;L Thats funny.
     

  3. AC37

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    Oh man! ;i
     
  4. Geldor1

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    That's just wrong... :rolleyes:
     
  5. VonFatman

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    Wrong? I'd agree with that!
    It's about time the "church"
    decided it was wrong!
    VF