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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Dec 9, 2004.


  1. okie

    okie
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    GT Mayor

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    A sheep farmer made his monthly journey into town
    to buy supplies. While loading up his pickup, he
    spotted one of the girls who worked at the bord-
    ello watching him.

    "Say, honey," he asked, "what's the going rate
    these days?" "Hundred bucks," she replied.

    "If every man raised sheep, we wouldn't need you
    women," he exclaimed with disgust.

    "Yeah," she said, "and if vibrators could cut the
    grass, we wouldn't need you men, either."
     
  2. vafish

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    Sheep eat grass!
     

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